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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions
Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions is here in full — 300 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.
Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.
Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.
_Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.
_In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;
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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions is here in full — 300 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/60 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.
Line 2
Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.
Line 3
Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.
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_Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.
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_In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;
/ɪn ə ˈwɪndoʊ ʌv ə ruːm ɪn ðə ˈtaʊər ʌv ˈlʌndən ɪz ˈrɪtən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

begot verb US /biˈɡɔːt/

inflected form of “beget” — make (offspring) by reproduction

From this reading “Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.”

belied verb US /bɪˈlaɪd/

past form of “belie” — be in contradiction with

From this reading “_Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.”

Epitaph noun US /ˈepətæf/

an inscription on a tombstone or monument in memory of the person buried there

longest adverb US /ˈlɔːŋɡəst/

for the most time

From this reading “_Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.”

Paul's noun US /pɔːlz/

possessive form of “paul” — United States feminist (1885-1977)

squeeze verb US /skwiːz/

to compress with violence, out of natural shape or condition

From this reading “Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.”

surer adjective US /ˈʃʊrər/

comparative of “sure” — having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading “Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.”

venom noun US /ˈvenəm/

toxin secreted by animals; secreted by certain snakes and poisonous insects (e.g., spiders and scorpions)

From this reading “Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

bleeding heart noun + noun

garden plant having deep-pink drooping heart-shaped flowers

In this reading “Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.”

unknown Person adjective + noun

In this reading “Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.”

lies within verb + particle counted as “lie within”

In this reading “Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.”

all things adjective + noun

In this reading “_Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.”

for ever preposition + adverb

In this reading “Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

advicenounUS /ædˈvaɪs/

a proposal for an appropriate course of action

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

Ah

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From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

applyverbUS /əˈplaɪ/

put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

ashesnounUS /ˈæʃ.ɪz/

The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance.

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

begotverbUS /biˈɡɔːt/

inflected form of “beget” — make (offspring) by reproduction

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

beliedverbUS /bɪˈlaɪd/

past form of “belie” — be in contradiction with

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

bleedingnounUS /ˈbliːdɪŋ/

the flow of blood from a ruptured blood vessel

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

Chloe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

conqu'ring

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From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

cureverbUS /kjʊr/

provide a cure for, make healthy again

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

dumbadjectiveUS /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

DustverbUS /dʌst/

remove the dust from

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

EpitaphnounUS /ˈepətæf/

an inscription on a tombstone or monument in memory of the person buried there

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

foenounUS /foʊ/

an armed adversary (especially a member of an opposing military force)

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

followedverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊd/

past form of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

keenlyadverbUS /ˈkiːnli/

in a keen or penetrating way

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

liesnounUS /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

livedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading _In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;

longestadverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡəst/

for the most time

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

mattersnounUS /ˈmætərz/

plural of “matter” — a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

NorconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

noughtnoun

a mathematical element that when added to another number yields the same number

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

Paul'snounUS /pɔːlz/

possessive form of “paul” — United States feminist (1885-1977)

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

PersonnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

relatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈleɪtɪd/

being connected either logically or causally or by shared characteristics

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

remedynounUS /ˈremədi/

act of correcting an error or a fault or an evil

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading _In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;

senselessadjectiveUS /ˈsensləs/

not marked by the use of reason

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

shaltmodal verbUS /ʃælt/

an old form of “shall”, used with “thou”

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

smartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

squeezeverbUS /skwiːz/

to compress with violence, out of natural shape or condition

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

St

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From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

stingverbUS /stɪŋ/

cause a sharp or stinging pain or discomfort

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

stopt

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From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

stuckadjectiveUS /stʌk/

caught or fixed

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

sureradjectiveUS /ˈʃʊrər/

comparative of “sure” — having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

ThanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

ThusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

tombnounUS /tuːm/

a place for the burial of a corpse (especially beneath the ground and marked by a tombstone)

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

TookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

tort'ring

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From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

TowernounUS /ˈtaʊər/

a structure taller than its diameter; can stand alone or be attached to a larger building

From this reading _In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

unknownadjectiveUS /ənˈnoʊn/

not known

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

venomnounUS /ˈvenəm/

toxin secreted by animals; secreted by certain snakes and poisonous insects (e.g., spiders and scorpions)

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

viper's

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From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

Where'er

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From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Where’er I lived, or died, it matters not; To whom related, or by whom begot; I was, but am not, ask no more of me― It’s all I am, and all that thou shalt be.

windownounUS /ˈwɪndoʊ/

a framework of wood or metal that contains a glass windowpane and is built into a wall or roof to admit light or air

From this reading _In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading _Epitaph._ Here lies a lady, who, if not belied, Took wise St Paul’s advice, and all things tried; Nor stopt she here; but followed through the rest, And always stuck the longest to the best.

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

WithoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

woundnounUS /waʊnd/

an injury to living tissue (especially an injury involving a cut or break in the skin)

From this reading Thus for the viper’s sting we know, No surer remedy is found, Than to apply the tort’ring foe, And squeeze his venom on the wound _Epitaph on an unknown Person._ Without a name, for ever senseless, dumb, Dust, ashes, nought else, lies within this tomb.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading _In a window of a room in the Tower of London is written_;

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

YourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading Ah, Chloe, would you cure the smart Your conqu’ring eyes have keenly made, Yourself upon my bleeding heart― Yourself, fair Chloe, must be laid.

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