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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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_Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.
We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.
The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.
_Sir Simon._ Deplorably, indeed!
You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

John Bull

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of John Bull is here in full — 457 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.
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We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.
/wiː hæv ˈvoʊtɪd ˈmeni ˈkwɑːlətiz tuː biː ˈvɜːrtʃuːz naʊ ðæt ðeɪ ˈnevər θɔːt ʌv ˈkɔːlɪŋ ˈvɜːrtʃuːz ˈfɔːrmərli/
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The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.
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_Sir Simon._ Deplorably, indeed!
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You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Baronet noun US /ˈberənət/

a member of the British order of honor; ranks below a baron but above a knight

From this reading “_Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.”

dashing adjective US /ˈdæʃɪŋ/

lively and spirited

From this reading “You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.”

dictionary noun US /ˈdɪkʃəneri/

a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

From this reading “The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.”

improve verb US /ˌɪmˈpruːv/

to make better

From this reading “_Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.”

kidney noun US /ˈkɪdni/

either of two bean-shaped excretory organs that filter wastes (especially urea) from the blood and excrete them and water in urine

From this reading “You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.”

Noah noun US /ˈnoʊə/

the Hebrew patriarch who saved himself and his family and the animals by building an ark in which they survived 40 days and 40 nights of rain; the story of Noah and the flood is told in the Book of Genesis

From this reading “_Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.”

Simon noun US /ˈsaɪmən/

one of the twelve Apostles (first century)

From this reading “_Sir Simon._ Deplorably, indeed!”

voted verb US /ˈvoʊtɪd/

past form of “vote” — express one's preference for a candidate or for a measure or resolution; cast a vote

From this reading “We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

BaronetnounUS /ˈberənət/

a member of the British order of honor; ranks below a baron but above a knight

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

callingnounUS /ˈkɔːlɪŋ/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

damn'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

damnablyadverb

in a damnable manner

From this reading The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.

dashingadjectiveUS /ˈdæʃɪŋ/

lively and spirited

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

Deplorablyadverb

in an unfortunate or deplorable manner

From this reading _Sir Simon._ Deplorably, indeed!

dictionarynounUS /ˈdɪkʃəneri/

a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

From this reading The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

fellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

formerlyadverbUS /ˈfɔːrmərli/

at a previous time

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

generationnounUS /ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃən/

all the people living at the same time or of approximately the same age

From this reading The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

improveverbUS /ˌɪmˈpruːv/

to make better

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading _Sir Simon._ Deplorably, indeed!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

kidneynounUS /ˈkɪdni/

either of two bean-shaped excretory organs that filter wastes (especially urea) from the blood and excrete them and water in urine

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.

NoahnounUS /ˈnoʊə/

the Hebrew patriarch who saved himself and his family and the animals by building an ark in which they survived 40 days and 40 nights of rain; the story of Noah and the flood is told in the Book of Genesis

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

onesnounUS /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

qualitiesnounUS /ˈkwɑːlətiz/

plural of “quality” — an essential and distinguishing attribute of something or someone

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

risingadjectiveUS /ˈraɪzɪŋ/

advancing or becoming higher or greater in degree or value or status

From this reading The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.

scurvynoun

a condition caused by deficiency of ascorbic acid (vitamin C)

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

Shuff

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

SimonnounUS /ˈsaɪmən/

one of the twelve Apostles (first century)

From this reading _Sir Simon._ Deplorably, indeed!

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading _Sir Simon._ Deplorably, indeed!

Starchington

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

twaddlernoun

someone who twaddles; someone who writes or talks twaddle

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

virtuesnounUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːz/

plural of “virtue” — the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

votedverbUS /ˈvoʊtɪd/

past form of “vote” — express one's preference for a candidate or for a measure or resolution; cast a vote

From this reading We have voted many qualities to be virtues, now, that they never thought of calling virtues formerly.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading The rising generation wants a new dictionary, damnably.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading _Shuff._ Noah Starchington is a damn'd old twaddler.--But the fact is, Baronet, we improve.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You can't think, my dear Tom, what a scurvy figure you, and the dashing fellows of your kidney, make in the old ones.

Chapter 2 of John Bull by George Colman holds 457 sentences, grouped into 92 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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