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John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch is here in full — 265 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”
THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.
Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.
My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.
I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.
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John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch is here in full — 265 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/53 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”
/roʊˈmæns ɪn dʒɑːn smɪθs riːl laɪf/
Line 2
THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.
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Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.
/ˈhævɪŋ dɪˈskʌvərd ðə ˈpriːviəs deɪ ðæt aɪ wɑːz ˈsʌmθɪŋ ʌv ə ˈwɔːkər aɪ naʊ θɔːt ˈnʌθɪŋ ʌv ˈɡoʊɪŋ ðæt ˈdɪstəns ɑːn fʊt/
Line 4
My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.
/maɪ ˈeksələnt frendz ɜːrdʒd miː tuː steɪ tɪl ˈmʌndi ˈmɔːrnɪŋ bʌt aɪ dɪˈklaɪnd/
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I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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cognizance noun US /ˈkɑːɡnəzəns/

having knowledge of

From this reading “I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.”

declined verb US /dɪˈklaɪnd/

past form of “decline” — grow worse

From this reading “My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.”

Hagerstown noun US /ˈheɪɡərztaʊn/

a town in northern Maryland

From this reading “THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.”

Monday noun US /ˈmʌndi/

the second day of the week; the first working day

From this reading “My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.”

optic adjective US /ˈɑːptɪk/

of or relating to or resembling the eye

From this reading “I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.”

organs noun US /ˈɔːrɡənz/

edible viscera of a butchered animal

From this reading “I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.”

smith's noun US /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

walker noun US /ˈwɔːkər/

New Zealand runner who in 1975 became the first person to run a mile in less that 3 minutes and 50 seconds (born in 1952)

From this reading “Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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twelve miles noun + noun counted as “twelve mile”

In this reading “THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.”

previous day adjective + noun

In this reading “Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.”

stay till verb + particle

In this reading “My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.”

REAL LIFE adjective + noun

the practical world as opposed to the academic world

In this reading “ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.””

excellent friends adjective + noun counted as “excellent friend”

In this reading “My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.”

little incident adjective + noun

In this reading “I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.”

on foot preposition + noun

In this reading “Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

auricularadjective

of or relating to near the ear

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

battle-ground

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From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

cognizancenounUS /ˈkɑːɡnəzəns/

having knowledge of

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

declinedverbUS /dɪˈklaɪnd/

past form of “decline” — grow worse

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

determinedadjectiveUS /dɪˈtɜːrmənd/

characterized by great determination

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

distancenounUS /ˈdɪstəns/

the property created by the space between two objects or points

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

excellentadjectiveUS /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

gainverbUS /ɡeɪn/

obtain

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

HagerstownnounUS /ˈheɪɡərztaʊn/

a town in northern Maryland

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

Havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

honornounUS /ˈɑːnər/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”

incidentnounUS /ˈɪnsədənt/

a single distinct event

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

JOHNnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”

LIFEnounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

MondaynounUS /ˈmʌndi/

the second day of the week; the first working day

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

opticadjectiveUS /ˈɑːptɪk/

of or relating to or resembling the eye

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

organsnounUS /ˈɔːrɡənz/

edible viscera of a butchered animal

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

previousadjectiveUS /ˈpriːviəs/

just preceding something else in time or order

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

REALadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”

recordnounUS /rəˈkɔːrd/

anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

ROMANCEnounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”

seldomadverbUS /ˈseldəm/

not often

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

SMITH'SnounUS /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading ROMANCE IN JOHN SMITH’S “REAL LIFE.”

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

THATconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

urgedverbUS /ɜːrdʒd/

past form of “urge” — force or impel in an indicated direction

From this reading My excellent friends urged me to stay till Monday morning, but I declined.

visitverbUS /ˈvɪzɪt/

go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

walkernounUS /ˈwɔːkər/

New Zealand runner who in 1975 became the first person to run a mile in less that 3 minutes and 50 seconds (born in 1952)

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Having discovered, the previous day, that I was something of a walker, I now thought nothing of going that distance on foot.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading I have now to record a little incident such as we sometimes read of but seldom gain cognizance of through our own auricular and optic organs.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading THAT Sunday morning I determined to visit the battle-ground again, and try to find that part of the field on which I had had the honor to be shot; then walk to Hagerstown, a distance of twelve miles.

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