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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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_Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"
_Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."
BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.
When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.
As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 435 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"
Line 2
_Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."
Line 3
BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.
/berz ðə oʊld ˈtræpər wɑːz tʃeɪst baɪ ə ˈɡrɪzli/
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When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.
/wen hiː hæd θroʊn əˈweɪ ˈevriθɪŋ hiː ˈkærid ənd faʊnd ˌnevərðəˈles ðæt ðə ber wɑːz ˈɡeɪnɪŋ ˈræpədli hiː dɪˈtɜːrmənd tuː meɪk ə stænd/
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As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

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battles noun US /ˈbætəlz/

plural of “battle” — a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading “_Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"”

chased noun US /tʃeɪst/

a person who is being chased

From this reading “BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.”

gaining verb US /ˈɡeɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “gain” — obtain

From this reading “When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.”

grizzly noun US /ˈɡrɪzli/

powerful brownish-yellow bear of the uplands of western North America

From this reading “BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.”

Gustavus noun US /ˈɡʌstəvəs/

the last king of Sweden to have any real political power (1882-1973)

From this reading “_Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"”

stump noun US /stʌmp/

the base part of a tree that remains standing after the tree has been felled

From this reading “As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.”

Sweden noun US /ˈswiːdən/

a Scandinavian kingdom in the eastern part of the Scandinavian Peninsula

From this reading “_Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"”

trapper noun US /ˈtræpər/

someone who sets traps for animals (usually to obtain their furs)

From this reading “BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

Adolphus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

battlesnounUS /ˈbætəlz/

plural of “battle” — a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

bearverbUS /ber/

have

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

BEARSnounUS /berz/

plural of “bear” — massive plantigrade carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with long shaggy coats and strong claws

From this reading BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

carriedverbUS /ˈkærid/

inflected form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

chasednounUS /tʃeɪst/

a person who is being chased

From this reading BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.

clasp-knife

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

clearingnounUS /ˈklɪrɪŋ/

a tract of land with few or no trees in the middle of a wooded area

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

determinedadjectiveUS /dɪˈtɜːrmənd/

characterized by great determination

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

facedadjectiveUS /feɪst/

having a face or facing especially of a specified kind or number; often used in combination

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

gainingverbUS /ˈɡeɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “gain” — obtain

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

grizzlynounUS /ˈɡrɪzli/

powerful brownish-yellow bear of the uplands of western North America

From this reading BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.

GustavusnounUS /ˈɡʌstəvəs/

the last king of Sweden to have any real political power (1882-1973)

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

KingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

neverthelessadverbUS /ˌnevərðəˈles/

in spite of what has just been said

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

PupilnounUS /ˈpjuːpəl/

a learner who is enrolled in an educational institution

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

rapidlyadverbUS /ˈræpədli/

with speed

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

slainnounUS /sleɪn/

people who have been slain (as in battle)

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

stumpnounUS /stʌmp/

the base part of a tree that remains standing after the tree has been felled

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

SwedennounUS /ˈswiːdən/

a Scandinavian kingdom in the eastern part of the Scandinavian Peninsula

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

TeachernounUS /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Pupil:_ "I'm pretty sure it was the last one."

thrownadjectiveUS /θroʊn/

caused to fall to the ground

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

trappernounUS /ˈtræpər/

someone who sets traps for animals (usually to obtain their furs)

From this reading BEARS The old trapper was chased by a grizzly.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading _Teacher:_ "In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden slain?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife.

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