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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter III

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The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.
With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.
The puzzled observer questioned the lad:
"Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"
The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!
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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter III

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.
Line 2
With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.
Line 3
The puzzled observer questioned the lad:
Line 4
"Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"
Line 5
The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Gentleman noun US /ˈgentleman/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.”

Pieces noun US /pieces/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.”

Right noun US /right/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"”

All words in this reading · 59

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

answer

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From this reading The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

ate

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

boy

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

bread

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

carefully

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

chicken

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

Dasn't

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From this reading The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

delicately

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

don't

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

down

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

eat

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

explicit

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From this reading The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

few

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

fussing

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

gentlemannounUS /ˈgentleman/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

house

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

inquisitive

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

instead

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

interested

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

kindly

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

lad

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From this reading The puzzled observer questioned the lad:

like

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

messenger

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

Now

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

observer

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From this reading The puzzled observer questioned the lad:

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

old

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

out

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

picked

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

piece

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

pieces

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

puzzled

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From this reading The puzzled observer questioned the lad:

questioned

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removed

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

rightnounUS /right/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

sandwich

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

sat

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

small

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

sonny

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

steps

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

taken

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

top

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From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

toyed

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

why

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From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

wrapper

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From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"