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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.
With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.
The puzzled observer questioned the lad:
"Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"
The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 435 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.
/ðə ˈkaɪndli ənd ˌɪnˈkwɪzɪtɪv oʊld ˈdʒentəlmən wɑːz ˈɪntrəstɪd ɪn ðə ˈmesəndʒər bɔɪ huː sæt ɑːn ðə steps ʌv ə haʊs ənd tɔɪd ˈdeləkətli wɪð ə ˈsændwɪtʃ ˈteɪkən frʌm ɪts ˈræpər/
Line 2
With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.
/wɪð ðə tɑːp piːs ʌv bred ˈkerfəli riˈmuːvd ðə bɔɪ pɪkt aʊt ənd eɪt ə fjuː smɔːl ˈpiːsəz ʌv ðə ˈtʃɪkən/
Line 3
The puzzled observer questioned the lad:
/ðə ˈpʌzəld əbˈzɜːrvər ˈkwestʃənd ðə læd/
Line 4
"Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"
Line 5
The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

explicit adjective US /ɪkˈsplɪsət/

precisely and clearly expressed or readily observable; leaving nothing to implication

From this reading “The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!”

fussing verb US /ˈfʌsɪŋ/

-ing form of “fuss” — worry unnecessarily or excessively

From this reading “"Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"”

inquisitive adjective US /ˌɪnˈkwɪzɪtɪv/

showing curiosity

From this reading “The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.”

observer noun US /əbˈzɜːrvər/

a person who becomes aware (of things or events) through the senses

From this reading “The puzzled observer questioned the lad:”

sandwich noun US /ˈsændwɪtʃ/

two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

From this reading “The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.”

sonny noun US /ˈsʌni/

a male child (a familiar term of address to a boy)

From this reading “"Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"”

toyed verb US /tɔɪd/

past form of “toy” — behave carelessly or indifferently

From this reading “The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.”

wrapper noun US /ˈræpər/

a loose dressing gown for women

From this reading “The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

atenounUS /eɪt/

goddess of criminal rashness and its punishment

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

breadnounUS /bred/

food made from dough of flour or meal and usually raised with yeast or baking powder and then baked

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

carefullyadverbUS /ˈkerfəli/

taking care or paying attention

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

chickennounUS /ˈtʃɪkən/

the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

Dasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

delicatelyadverbUS /ˈdeləkətli/

in a delicate manner

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

explicitadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsplɪsət/

precisely and clearly expressed or readily observable; leaving nothing to implication

From this reading The answer was explicit: "Dasn't!

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

fussingverbUS /ˈfʌsɪŋ/

-ing form of “fuss” — worry unnecessarily or excessively

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

inquisitiveadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkwɪzɪtɪv/

showing curiosity

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

interestedadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪd/

having or showing interest; especially curiosity or fascination or concern

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

ladnounUS /læd/

a boy or man

From this reading The puzzled observer questioned the lad:

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

messengernounUS /ˈmesəndʒər/

a person who carries a message

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

observernounUS /əbˈzɜːrvər/

a person who becomes aware (of things or events) through the senses

From this reading The puzzled observer questioned the lad:

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

piecesnounUS /ˈpiːsəz/

plural of “piece” — a separate part of a whole

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

puzzledadjectiveUS /ˈpʌzəld/

filled with bewilderment

From this reading The puzzled observer questioned the lad:

questionedverbUS /ˈkwestʃənd/

past form of “question” — challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading The puzzled observer questioned the lad:

removedadjectiveUS /riˈmuːvd/

separated in relationship by a given degree of descent

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

sandwichnounUS /ˈsændwɪtʃ/

two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

sonnynounUS /ˈsʌni/

a male child (a familiar term of address to a boy)

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

stepsnounUS /steps/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading With the top piece of bread carefully removed, the boy picked out and ate a few small pieces of the chicken.

toyedverbUS /tɔɪd/

past form of “toy” — behave carelessly or indifferently

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

wrappernounUS /ˈræpər/

a loose dressing gown for women

From this reading The kindly and inquisitive old gentleman was interested in the messenger boy who sat on the steps of a house, and toyed delicately with a sandwich taken from its wrapper.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Now, sonny, why don't you eat your sandwich right down, instead of fussing with it like that?"

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