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Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:
"I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.
As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.
The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.
And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."
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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:
Line 2
"I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.
/aɪ hæd ˈnʌθɪŋ tuː duː ənd aɪ ˈrentɪd æn ˈempti stɔːr ənd pʊt ʌp ə saɪn bæŋk/
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As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.
/æz suːn æz aɪ ˈoʊpənd fɔːr ˈbɪznəs ə mæn drɑːpt ɪn ənd meɪd ə dəˈpɑːzɪt ʌv tuː ˈhʌndrəd ˈdɑːlərz/
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The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.
/ðə nekst deɪ əˈnʌðər mæn drɑːpt ɪn ənd dəˈpɑːzɪtɪd θriː ˈhʌndrəd ˈdɑːlərz/
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And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."
/ənd soʊ sɜːr ðə θɜːrd deɪ maɪ ˈkɑːnfədəns ɪn ðə ˈentərpraɪz riːtʃt sʌtʃ ə pɔɪnt ðæt aɪ pʊt ɪn ˈfɪfti ˈdɑːlərz ʌv maɪ oʊn ˈmʌni/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

banker noun US /ˈbæŋkər/

a financier who owns or is an executive in a bank

From this reading “The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:”

deposit verb US /dəˈpɑːzɪt/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading “As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.”

deposited verb US /dəˈpɑːzɪtɪd/

past form of “deposit” — put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading “The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.”

eminent adjective US /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading “The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:”

enterprise noun US /ˈentərpraɪz/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading “And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."”

explained verb US /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading “The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:”

rented verb US /ˈrentɪd/

past form of “rent” — let for money

From this reading “"I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.”

store noun US /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading “"I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

BanknounUS /bæŋk/

sloping land (especially the slope beside a body of water)

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

bankernounUS /ˈbæŋkər/

a financier who owns or is an executive in a bank

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

confidencenounUS /ˈkɑːnfədəns/

freedom from doubt; belief in yourself and your abilities

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

depositverbUS /dəˈpɑːzɪt/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

depositedverbUS /dəˈpɑːzɪtɪd/

past form of “deposit” — put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

eminentadjectiveUS /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

emptyverbUS /ˈempti/

make void or empty of contents

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

enterprisenounUS /ˈentərpraɪz/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

fiftynounUS /ˈfɪfti/

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and five

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

rentedverbUS /ˈrentɪd/

past form of “rent” — let for money

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

signnounUS /saɪn/

a perceptible indication of something not immediately apparent (as a visible clue that something has happened)

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

startedverbUS /ˈstɑːrtɪd/

past form of “start” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

storenounUS /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

thirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

Chapter 4 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited by Anonymous holds 436 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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