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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter IV

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The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:
"I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.
As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.
The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.
And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."
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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter IV

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:
Line 2
"I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.
Line 3
As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.
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The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.
Line 5
And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Another noun US /ˈanother/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.”

Confidence noun US /ˈconfidence/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."”

Next noun US /next/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.”

Nothing pronoun US /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading “"I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.”

Point noun US /pɔɪnt/

the main matter or purpose being discussed

From this reading “And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."”

Soon noun US /soon/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.”

Third noun US /third/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

anothernounUS /ˈanother/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

Bank

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From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

banker

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

business

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

confidencenounUS /ˈconfidence/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

day

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From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

deposit

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

deposited

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From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

dollars

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

dropped

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

eminent

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

empty

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From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

enterprise

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From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

explained

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

fifty

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From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

how

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

hundred

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

just

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

made

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

man

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

money

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From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

nextnounUS /next/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

opened

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

own

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From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

the main matter or purpose being discussed

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

put

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From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

reached

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From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

rented

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From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

sign

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From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

sir

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From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

soon

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

started

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From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

store

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From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The eminent banker explained just how he started in business:

thirdnounUS /third/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading And so, sir, the third day, my confidence in the enterprise reached such a point that I put in fifty dollars of my own money."

three

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From this reading The next day another man dropped in and deposited three hundred dollars.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.

two

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From this reading As soon as I opened for business, a man dropped in, and made a deposit of two hundred dollars.

up

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From this reading "I had nothing to do, and I rented an empty store, and put up a sign, _Bank_.