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Jokes For All Occasions
Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter V

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"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.
The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:
"He kicked the bucket."
ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.
The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter V

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.
Line 2
The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:
Line 3
"He kicked the bucket."
Line 4
ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.
Line 5
The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Against preposition US /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading “The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.”

Already noun US /already/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.”

Asked noun US /asked/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.”

During preposition US /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading “ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.”

First noun US /first/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

aged

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From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

alreadynounUS /already/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

askednounUS /asked/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

back

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

beard

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

bucket

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From this reading "He kicked the bucket."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

careful

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

circular

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

day

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

finger

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

firstnounUS /first/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

foreman

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

gave

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

guard

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

happened

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From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "He kicked the bucket."

heard

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

how

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

howl

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

ILLUSTRATION

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

injury

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

instructions

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

kicked

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From this reading "He kicked the bucket."

listeners

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From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

lost

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

man

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

mill

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

narrator

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From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

novice

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

old

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

Pat

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

paused

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From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

reminiscence

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

saw

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

set

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

softly

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

sooner

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

sorrowing

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

spoke

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

stroked

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

tone

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From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

turned

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

turning

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

work

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From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.