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Chapter V · Chapter 5

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"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.
The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:
"He kicked the bucket."
ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.
The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.
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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 443 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.
/ənd wʌt ˈhæpənd wʌn ʌv ðə ˈlɪsənərz æskt æz ðə eɪdʒd ˈnereɪtər pɔːzd/
Line 2
The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:
Line 3
"He kicked the bucket."
/hiː kɪkt ðə ˈbʌkət/
Line 4
ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.
/ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən pæt wɑːz set tuː wɜːrk wɪð ðə ˈsɜːrkjələr sɔː ˈdʊrɪŋ hɪz fɜːrst deɪ æt ðə sɔː mɪl/
Line 5
The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

circular adjective US /ˈsɜːrkjələr/

having the shape or form of a circle

From this reading “ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.”

foreman noun US /ˈfɔːrmən/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading “The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.”

illustration noun US /ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən/

artwork that helps make something clear or attractive

From this reading “ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.”

listeners noun US /ˈlɪsənərz/

plural of “listener” — someone who listens attentively

From this reading “"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.”

narrator noun US /ˈnereɪtər/

someone who tells a story

From this reading “"And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.”

novice noun US /ˈnɑːvəs/

someone who has entered a religious order but has not taken final vows

From this reading “The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.”

reminiscence noun US /ˌreməˈnɪsəns/

a mental impression retained and recalled from the past

From this reading “The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:”

stroked verb US /stroʊkt/

past form of “stroke” — touch lightly and repeatedly, as with brushing motions

From this reading “The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

agedadjectiveUS /eɪdʒd/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

beardnounUS /bɪrd/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

bucketnounUS /ˈbʌkət/

a roughly cylindrical vessel that is open at the top

From this reading "He kicked the bucket."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

carefuladjectiveUS /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

circularadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrkjələr/

having the shape or form of a circle

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

fingerverbUS /ˈfɪŋɡər/

feel or handle with the fingers

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

foremannounUS /ˈfɔːrmən/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

guardnounUS /ɡɑːrd/

a person who keeps watch over something or someone

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "He kicked the bucket."

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

how

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From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

howlverbUS /haʊl/

emit long loud cries

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

ILLUSTRATIONnounUS /ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən/

artwork that helps make something clear or attractive

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

injurynounUS /ˈɪndʒəri/

any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

instructionsnounUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃənz/

a manual usually accompanying a technical device and explaining how to install or operate it

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

kickedverbUS /kɪkt/

past form of “kick” — drive or propel with the foot

From this reading "He kicked the bucket."

listenersnounUS /ˈlɪsənərz/

plural of “listener” — someone who listens attentively

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

millverbUS /mɪl/

move about in a confused manner

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

narratornounUS /ˈnereɪtər/

someone who tells a story

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

novicenounUS /ˈnɑːvəs/

someone who has entered a religious order but has not taken final vows

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

PatverbUS /pæt/

pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

pausedverbUS /pɔːzd/

past form of “pause” — interrupt temporarily an activity before continuing

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

reminiscencenounUS /ˌreməˈnɪsəns/

a mental impression retained and recalled from the past

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

softlyadverbUS /ˈsɔːftli/

with low volume

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

sooneradverbUS /ˈsuːnər/

comparatives of “soon” or “early”

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

sorrowingadjective

sorrowful through loss or deprivation

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

strokedverbUS /stroʊkt/

past form of “stroke” — touch lightly and repeatedly, as with brushing motions

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

tonenounUS /toʊn/

the quality of a person's voice

From this reading The old man stroked his beard, and spoke softly, in a tone of sorrowing reminiscence:

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "And what happened?" one of the listeners asked as the aged narrator paused.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading ILLUSTRATION Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill.

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