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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter VI

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The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.
Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.
Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.
He stamped on the pumpkin.
As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter VI

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.
Line 2
Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.
Line 3
Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.
Line 4
He stamped on the pumpkin.
Line 5
As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Across preposition US /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading “As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.”

Could modal verb US /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading “Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.”

Determined adjective US /dɪˈtɜrmɪnd/

having firmly decided to do something

From this reading “Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.”

Every determiner US /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading “Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.”

Open verb US /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading “As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.”

Someone pronoun US /ˈsʌmwʌn/

a person, without saying who

From this reading “The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.”

Told noun US /told/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

adjacent

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

ambitious

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

broke

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

Came

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From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

corn

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

cover

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

day

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From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

determinedadjectiveUS /dɪˈtɜrmɪnd/

having firmly decided to do something

From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

eggs

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

farmer

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

field

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

grew

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From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

hasten

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From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

hatch

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

hatching

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From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

impatient

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From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

industriously

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

Irishman

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

large

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

moment

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

mule

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

mule's

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

needed

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

only

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

own

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

Pat

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

patch

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

pumpkin

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

pumpkins

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

rabbit

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

raw

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

sat

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

scurried

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

selecting

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

shock

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

sit

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

someonepronounUS /ˈsʌmwʌn/

a person, without saying who

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

stamped

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From this reading He stamped on the pumpkin.

startled

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From this reading As it broke open, a startled rabbit broke from its cover in an adjacent corn shock and scurried across the field.

steal

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

toldnounUS /told/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Came a day when he grew impatient, and determined to hasten the hatching.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.

work

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From this reading Pat was ambitious to own a mule, and, selecting a large pumpkin, he sat on it industriously every moment he could steal from his work.

worked

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From this reading The raw Irishman was told by the farmer for whom he worked that the pumpkins in the corn patch were mule's eggs, which only needed someone to sit on them to hatch.