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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter VIII

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"You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.
"I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."
The robber hesitated.
"A bishop, eh?" he said thoughtfully.
"Of what church?"
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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter VIII

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.
Line 2
"I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."
Line 3
The robber hesitated.
Line 4
"A bishop, eh?" he said thoughtfully.
Line 5
"Of what church?"

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “"I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."”

Poor noun US /poor/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “"You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.”

All words in this reading · 33

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

attention

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From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

bishop

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From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

church

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From this reading "Of what church?"

duties

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From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

eh

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From this reading "A bishop, eh?" he said thoughtfully.

engaged

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From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

exclaimed

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From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

hesitated

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From this reading The robber hesitated.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

money

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From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Of what church?"

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

poornounUS /poor/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

rob

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From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

robber

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From this reading The robber hesitated.

said

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From this reading "A bishop, eh?" he said thoughtfully.

surely

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From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The robber hesitated.

thoughtfully

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From this reading "A bishop, eh?" he said thoughtfully.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Of what church?"

worth

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You surely would not rob a poor bishop!" he exclaimed.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I have no money worth your attention, and I am engaged on my duties as a bishop."