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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter IX

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And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.
But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:
"Our country has declared war against Spain."
The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:
"They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."
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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter IX

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.
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But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:
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"Our country has declared war against Spain."
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The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:
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"They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Against preposition US /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading “"Our country has declared war against Spain."”

Done noun US /done/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."”

Fine noun US /fine/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."”

Has auxiliary verb US /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “"Our country has declared war against Spain."”

Morning noun US /morning/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:”

Pleased noun US /ˈpleased/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

answer

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From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

blue

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

came

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From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

cloudless

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

country

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From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

darky

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

day

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From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

declared

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From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

donenounUS /done/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

effect

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From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

eyes

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

fer

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From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

finally

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

finenounUS /fine/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

habitual

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From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

head

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

judge's

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From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

morningnounUS /morning/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

news

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From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

particular

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From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

picked

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From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

pleasednounUS /ˈpleased/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

query

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From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

remarked

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

reply

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From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

rolled

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

scratched

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

shohly

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From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

sky

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

Spain

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From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

squint

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

then

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

there

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From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

thoughtfully

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

tone

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From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

usual

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From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

variation

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From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

war

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From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.