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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

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And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.
But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:
"Our country has declared war against Spain."
The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:
"They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."
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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.
/ənd ðə ˈdʒʌdʒɪz həˈbɪtʃuːəl rɪˈplaɪ wɑːz tuː ðə ɪˈfekt ðæt ðer wɑːz noʊ nuːz ɪn pərˈtɪkjələr/
Line 2
But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:
/bʌt wʌn ˈmɔːrnɪŋ ɪn ˈænsər tuː ðə ˈjuːʒəwəl ˈkwiːri ðer keɪm ə ˌveriˈeɪʃən/
Line 3
"Our country has declared war against Spain."
/ˈaʊər ˈkʌntri hæz dɪˈklerd wɔːr əˈɡenst speɪn/
Line 4
The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:
Line 5
"They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cloudless adjective US /ˈklaʊdləs/

free from clouds

From this reading “The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:”

habitual adjective US /həˈbɪtʃuːəl/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading “And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.”

judge's noun US /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

possessive form of “judge” — a public official authorized to decide questions brought before a court of justice

From this reading “And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.”

query noun US /ˈkwiːri/

an instance of questioning

From this reading “But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:”

scratched verb US /skrætʃt/

past form of “scratch” — cause friction

From this reading “The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:”

squint verb US /skwɪnt/

cross one's eyes as if in strabismus

From this reading “The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:”

thoughtfully adverb US /ˈθɔːtfəli/

in a thoughtful manner

From this reading “The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:”

variation noun US /ˌveriˈeɪʃən/

an instance of change; the rate or magnitude of change

From this reading “But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

cloudlessadjectiveUS /ˈklaʊdləs/

free from clouds

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

darky

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

declaredadjectiveUS /dɪˈklerd/

made known or openly avowed

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

fer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

habitualadjectiveUS /həˈbɪtʃuːəl/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

judge'snounUS /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

possessive form of “judge” — a public official authorized to decide questions brought before a court of justice

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

pleasedadjectiveUS /pliːzd/

experiencing or manifesting pleasure

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

querynounUS /ˈkwiːri/

an instance of questioning

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

replynounUS /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

rolledadjectiveUS /roʊld/

especially of petals or leaves in bud; having margins rolled inward

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

scratchedverbUS /skrætʃt/

past form of “scratch” — cause friction

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

shohly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

skynounUS /skaɪ/

the atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the earth

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

SpainnounUS /speɪn/

a parliamentary monarchy in southwestern Europe on the Iberian Peninsula; a former colonial power

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

squintverbUS /skwɪnt/

cross one's eyes as if in strabismus

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "They shohly done picked a fine day fer it."

thoughtfullyadverbUS /ˈθɔːtfəli/

in a thoughtful manner

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

tonenounUS /toʊn/

the quality of a person's voice

From this reading The darky scratched his head thoughtfully, then rolled his eyes to squint at the cloudless blue of the sky, and finally remarked in a pleased tone:

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

variationnounUS /ˌveriˈeɪʃən/

an instance of change; the rate or magnitude of change

From this reading But one morning, in answer to the usual query, there came a variation:

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading "Our country has declared war against Spain."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And the judge's habitual reply was to the effect that there was no news in particular.

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