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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter X

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_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"
* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."
_The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"
* * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.
Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"
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Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter X

Reading 1/72 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"
Line 2
* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."
Line 3
_The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"
Line 4
* * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.
Line 5
Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Accounts noun US /ˈaccounts/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"”

Before preposition US /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"”

Returned noun US /ˈreturned/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."”

Shall modal verb US /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading “_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"”

Take noun US /take/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “_The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"”

Those determiner US /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading “* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

accountsnounUS /ˈaccounts/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

back

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

Bargain

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From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

couldn't

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

ENCOURAGING

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From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

enter

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From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

few

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

fifteen

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From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

flowers

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

forever

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From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

give

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From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

goes

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From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

hope

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From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

Hush

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From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

Jane

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

known

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

leave

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From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

Maid

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

minutes

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From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

Miss

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

Mistress

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

Money

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From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

Mr

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From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

Oh

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

out

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

ray

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From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

returnednounUS /ˈreturned/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

rist

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

sent

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

Shure

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

sind

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From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

SOLUTION

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

takenounUS /take/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

train

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From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

unopened

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From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

yepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"