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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter X · Chapter 10

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_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"
* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."
_The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"
* * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.
Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"
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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter X · Chapter 10

Chapter 10 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 358 sentences across 72 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/71 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"
/ˈmɪstər ˈbɑːrɡən wɪtʃ aɪ ʃæl ˈentər ɪn maɪ əˈkaʊnts æz hʌʃ ˈmʌni/
Line 2
* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."
Line 3
_The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"
Line 4
* * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.
/enˈkɜːrɪdʒɪŋ hiː maɪ treɪn ɡoʊz ɪn fɪfˈtiːn ˈmɪnəts/
Line 5
Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"
/kæn juː nɑːt ɡɪv miː wʌn reɪ ʌv hoʊp bɪˈfɔːr aɪ liːv juː fərˈevər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

accounts noun US /əˈkaʊnts/

plural of “account” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading “_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"”

Bargain noun US /ˈbɑːrɡən/

an agreement between parties (usually arrived at after discussion) fixing obligations of each

From this reading “_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"”

encouraging adjective US /enˈkɜːrɪdʒɪŋ/

giving courage or confidence or hope

From this reading “* * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.”

Hush verb US /hʌʃ/

become quiet or still; fall silent

From this reading “_Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"”

ray noun US /reɪ/

a column of light (as from a beacon)

From this reading “Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"”

sind noun US /sɪnd/

a region of southeastern Pakistan

From this reading “_The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"”

solution noun US /səˈluːʃən/

a homogeneous mixture of two or more substances; frequently (but not necessarily) a liquid solution

From this reading “* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."”

unopened adjective US /əˈnoʊpənd/

not yet opened or unsealed

From this reading “* * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

accountsnounUS /əˈkaʊnts/

plural of “account” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

BargainnounUS /ˈbɑːrɡən/

an agreement between parties (usually arrived at after discussion) fixing obligations of each

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

ENCOURAGINGadjectiveUS /enˈkɜːrɪdʒɪŋ/

giving courage or confidence or hope

From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

enterverbUS /ˈentər/

to come or go into

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

fifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

flowersnounUS /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

foreveradverbUS /fərˈevər/

for a limitless time

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

HushverbUS /hʌʃ/

become quiet or still; fall silent

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

Jane

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

MaidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

MistressnounUS /ˈmɪstrəs/

an adulterous woman; a woman who has an ongoing extramarital sexual relationship with a man

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

MoneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

raynounUS /reɪ/

a column of light (as from a beacon)

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

rist

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

Shure

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

sindnounUS /sɪnd/

a region of southeastern Pakistan

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

SOLUTIONnounUS /səˈluːʃən/

a homogeneous mixture of two or more substances; frequently (but not necessarily) a liquid solution

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

trainverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading * * * ENCOURAGING _He:_ "My train goes in fifteen minutes.

unopenedadjectiveUS /əˈnoʊpənd/

not yet opened or unsealed

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading _Mr. Bargain:_ "Which I shall enter in my accounts as 'Hush Money.'"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading * * * A SOLUTION _The Mistress:_ "Oh, Jane, if I had known who sent those flowers I would have returned them unopened."

yepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading _The Maid:_ "Shure, Miss, couldn't ye take a few out, and sind the rist back unopened?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Can you not give me one ray of hope before I leave you forever?"

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