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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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_Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?
_Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.
_Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?
_Boy:_ Sawing.
* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?
Line 2
_Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.
/bɔɪ sɔːd ðə tɑːp ʌv maɪ ˈfɪŋɡər ɔːf/
Line 3
_Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?
Line 4
_Boy:_ Sawing.
/bɔɪ ˈsɔːɪŋ/
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* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.
/rɪˈmembərd blɪŋks ˈæftər ˌɪnˈvaɪtɪŋ hɪz frend dʒɪŋks huː hæz dʒʌst rɪˈtɜːrnd frʌm əˈbrɔːd tuː ˈdɪnər ɪz ˈtelɪŋ hɪm wʌt ə faɪn ˈmem.ər.i hɪz ˈlɪtəl sʌn ˈbɑːbi hæz/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

abroad adverb US /əˈbrɔːd/

to or in a foreign country

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Blinks noun US /blɪŋks/

small Indian lettuce of northern regions

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Bobby noun US /ˈbɑːbi/

an informal term for a British policeman

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

inviting adjective US /ˌɪnˈvaɪtɪŋ/

attractive and tempting

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Jinks noun US /dʒɪŋks/

noisy and mischievous merrymaking

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Sawed verb US /sɔːd/

past form of “saw” — cut with a saw

From this reading “_Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.”

Sawing verb US /ˈsɔːɪŋ/

-ing form of “saw” — cut with a saw

From this reading “_Boy:_ Sawing.”

Sympathetic adjective US /ˌsɪmpəˈθetɪk/

of or relating to the sympathetic nervous system

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

abroadadverbUS /əˈbrɔːd/

to or in a foreign country

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

BlinksnounUS /blɪŋks/

small Indian lettuce of northern regions

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

BobbynounUS /ˈbɑːbi/

an informal term for a British policeman

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

BoynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

fingerverbUS /ˈfɪŋɡər/

feel or handle with the fingers

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

invitingadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈvaɪtɪŋ/

attractive and tempting

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

JinksnounUS /dʒɪŋks/

noisy and mischievous merrymaking

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

LadynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

memorynounUS /ˈmem.ər.i/

The faculty by which the mind stores and remembers information and knowledge.

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

REMEMBEREDverbUS /rɪˈmembərd/

past form of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

SawedverbUS /sɔːd/

past form of “saw” — cut with a saw

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

SawingverbUS /ˈsɔːɪŋ/

-ing form of “saw” — cut with a saw

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawing.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

SympatheticadjectiveUS /ˌsɪmpəˈθetɪk/

of or relating to the sympathetic nervous system

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

tellingadjectiveUS /ˈtelɪŋ/

disclosing unintentionally something concealed

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

What's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

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