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Jokes For All Occasions
Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter XI

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_Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?
_Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.
_Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?
_Boy:_ Sawing.
* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Jokes For All Occasions

Chapter XI

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?
Line 2
_Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.
Line 3
_Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?
Line 4
_Boy:_ Sawing.
Line 5
* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

After preposition US /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Fine noun US /fine/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Hand noun US /hand/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “_Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?”

Has auxiliary verb US /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Little noun US /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “_Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?”

Memory noun US /ˈmem.ər.i/

The faculty by which the mind stores and remembers information and knowledge.

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

Returned noun US /ˈreturned/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “* * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.”

All words in this reading · 48

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

abroad

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Blinks

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Bobby

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Boy

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From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

Dear

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

dinner

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

finenounUS /fine/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

finger

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From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

friend

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

hand

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

how

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

inviting

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Jinks

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

just

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Lady

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

littlenounUS /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

man

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

matter

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

memorynounUS /ˈmem.ər.i/

The faculty by which the mind stores and remembers information and knowledge.

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

off

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From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

REMEMBERED

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

returnednounUS /ˈreturned/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Sawed

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From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

Sawing

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From this reading _Boy:_ Sawing.

son

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

Sympathetic

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

telling

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From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

top

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From this reading _Boy:_ Sawed the top of my finger off.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

What's

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From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading * * * REMEMBERED Blinks, after inviting his friend, Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ Dear, dear, how did you do that?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Sympathetic Lady:_ What's the matter with your hand, my little man?