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Chapter XII · Chapter 12

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"What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.
"That gown is two poems and a short story."
* * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.
"How is old Mr. Jones?" he inquired.
"Will I be likely to see him to-day?"
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Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited is here in full — 393 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.
/wʌt duː juː miːn ˈpoʊəm rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈstrʌɡəlɪŋ ˈɔːθər/
Line 2
"That gown is two poems and a short story."
/ðæt ɡaʊn ɪz tuː ˈpoʊəmz ənd ə ʃɔːrt ˈstɔːri/
Line 3
* * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.
/tʌf ɑːn ðə ˈsenətər ðə ˈsenətər wɑːz bæk hoʊm ˈlʊkɪŋ ˈæftər hɪz pəˈlɪtəkəl ˈfensəz ənd æskt ðə ˈmɪnəstər əˈbaʊt sʌm ʌv hɪz oʊld əˈkweɪntənsɪz/
Line 4
"How is old Mr. Jones?" he inquired.
Line 5
"Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acquaintances noun US /əˈkweɪntənsɪz/

plural of “acquaintance” — personal knowledge or information about someone or something

From this reading “* * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.”

fences noun US /ˈfensəz/

plural of “fence” — a barrier that serves to enclose an area

From this reading “* * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.”

gown noun US /ɡaʊn/

a woman's dress, usually with a close-fitting bodice and a long flared skirt, often worn on formal occasions

From this reading “"That gown is two poems and a short story."”

poem noun US /ˈpoʊəm/

a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading “"What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.”

poems noun US /ˈpoʊəmz/

plural of “poem” — a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading “"That gown is two poems and a short story."”

senator noun US /ˈsenətər/

a member of a senate

From this reading “* * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.”

struggling adjective US /ˈstrʌɡəlɪŋ/

engaged in a struggle to overcome especially poverty or obscurity

From this reading “"What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.”

tough adjective US /tʌf/

not given to gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading “* * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

acquaintancesnounUS /əˈkweɪntənsɪz/

plural of “acquaintance” — personal knowledge or information about someone or something

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

fencesnounUS /ˈfensəz/

plural of “fence” — a barrier that serves to enclose an area

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

gownnounUS /ɡaʊn/

a woman's dress, usually with a close-fitting bodice and a long flared skirt, often worn on formal occasions

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "How is old Mr. Jones?" he inquired.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How is old Mr. Jones?" he inquired.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

inquiredverbUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərd/

past form of “inquire” — address a question to and expect an answer from

From this reading "How is old Mr. Jones?" he inquired.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading "How is old Mr. Jones?" he inquired.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

ministernounUS /ˈmɪnəstər/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "How is old Mr. Jones?" he inquired.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

poemnounUS /ˈpoʊəm/

a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

poemsnounUS /ˈpoʊəmz/

plural of “poem” — a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

politicaladjectiveUS /pəˈlɪtəkəl/

involving or characteristic of politics or parties or politicians

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

SENATORnounUS /ˈsenətər/

a member of a senate

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

strugglingadjectiveUS /ˈstrʌɡəlɪŋ/

engaged in a struggle to overcome especially poverty or obscurity

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

TOUGHadjectiveUS /tʌf/

not given to gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading "That gown is two poems and a short story."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * TOUGH ON THE SENATOR The Senator was back home, looking after his political fences, and asked the minister about some of his old acquaintances.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

Willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Will I be likely to see him to-day?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "What do you mean, poem?" replied the struggling author.

Chapter 12 of Jokes For All Occasions Selected and Edited by Anonymous holds 393 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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