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Joking apart

Chapter II

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Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”
Ten minutes elapse.
You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.
The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.
He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Joking apart

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Joking apart is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”
/ˈstrʌɡəlɪŋ bɪˈtwiːn pəˈlaɪtnəs ənd ˈɡrætətuːd fɪr ʌv əˈfendɪŋ ðə kʊk ɪt ɪz ðə ɡreɪt dred ðæt hæŋz ˈoʊvər ʌs ɔːl ənd ðə ˈmɜːrdərəs ˈɪnstɪŋkt ʌv ðə ˈperənt huːz jʌŋ hæz bɪn əˈnɔɪd juː teɪk jɔːr ˈɔːfsprɪŋ ɑːn jɔːr niː ənd ˈɔːfər hɪm jɔːr ˈhʌmbəl əˈpɑːlədʒiːz waɪl kʊk rʌnz ɔːf dʒʌst ə ˈmoʊmənt tuː siː tuː ðə ˈketəl/
Line 2
Ten minutes elapse.
/ten ˈmɪnəts ɪˈlæps/
Line 3
You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.
Line 4
The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.
/ðə ˈbeɪbi ɪz ˌɪnˈklaɪnd tuː biː ɪɡˈzæktɪŋ laɪk wʌn huː brɪŋz ə pəˈtɪʃən fɔːr ˈhevi ˈdæmədʒəz fɔːr ə smɔːl ˈɪndʒəri/
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He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.
/hiː ɪz ˈræðər ˈdʒʌmpi ɪn ðə nɜːrvz ənd ˌɪnˈklaɪnd tuː biː səˈspɪʃəs ənd ˌkɑːntrəˈdɪktəri/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apologies noun US /əˈpɑːlədʒiːz/

plural of “apology” — an expression of regret at having caused trouble for someone

From this reading “Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.””

contradictory adjective US /ˌkɑːntrəˈdɪktəri/

of words or propositions so related that both cannot be true and both cannot be false

From this reading “He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.”

damages noun US /ˈdæmədʒəz/

a sum of money paid in compensation for loss or injury

From this reading “The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.”

elapse verb US /ɪˈlæps/

pass by

From this reading “Ten minutes elapse.”

exacting adjective US /ɪɡˈzæktɪŋ/

having complicated nutritional requirements; especially growing only in special artificial cultures

From this reading “The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.”

jumpy adjective US /ˈdʒʌmpi/

being in a tense state

From this reading “He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.”

offending adjective US /əˈfendɪŋ/

offending against or breaking a law or rule

From this reading “Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.””

offspring noun US /ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/

the immediate descendants of a person

From this reading “Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Ten minutes noun + noun

In this reading “Ten minutes elapse.”

humble apologies adjective + noun counted as “humble apology”

In this reading “Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.””

hangs over verb + particle counted as “hang over”

In this reading “Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.””

runs off verb + particle counted as “run off”

run away; usually includes taking something or somebody along

In this reading “Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

annoyedadjectiveUS /əˈnɔɪd/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

apologiesnounUS /əˈpɑːlədʒiːz/

plural of “apology” — an expression of regret at having caused trouble for someone

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

babynounUS /ˈbeɪbi/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

bringsverbUS /brɪŋz/

third-person singular of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

cambricnoun

a finely woven white linen

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

contradictoryadjectiveUS /ˌkɑːntrəˈdɪktəri/

of words or propositions so related that both cannot be true and both cannot be false

From this reading He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

damagesnounUS /ˈdæmədʒəz/

a sum of money paid in compensation for loss or injury

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

dreadnounUS /dred/

fearful expectation or anticipation

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

elapseverbUS /ɪˈlæps/

pass by

From this reading Ten minutes elapse.

exactingadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzæktɪŋ/

having complicated nutritional requirements; especially growing only in special artificial cultures

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

gratitudenounUS /ˈɡrætətuːd/

a feeling of thankfulness and appreciation

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

hangsnounUS /hæŋz/

plural of “hang” — a special way of doing something

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.

heavyadjectiveUS /ˈhevi/

of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

humbleadjectiveUS /ˈhʌmbəl/

low or inferior in station or quality

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

inclinedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈklaɪnd/

(often followed by “to”) having a preference, disposition, or tendency

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

injurynounUS /ˈɪndʒəri/

any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

instinctnounUS /ˈɪnstɪŋkt/

inborn pattern of behavior often responsive to specific stimuli

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

jumpyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒʌmpi/

being in a tense state

From this reading He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

kettlenounUS /ˈketəl/

a metal pot for stewing or boiling; usually has a lid

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

kneenounUS /niː/

hinge joint in the human leg connecting the tibia and fibula with the femur and protected in front by the patella

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading Ten minutes elapse.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

murderousadjectiveUS /ˈmɜːrdərəs/

characteristic of or capable of or having a tendency toward killing another human being

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

nervesnounUS /nɜːrvz/

an uneasy psychological state

From this reading He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.

nightgownnoun

lingerie consisting of a loose dress designed to be worn in bed by women

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

offendingadjectiveUS /əˈfendɪŋ/

offending against or breaking a law or rule

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

offspringnounUS /ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/

the immediate descendants of a person

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

parentnounUS /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

petitionnounUS /pəˈtɪʃən/

a formal message requesting something that is submitted to an authority

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

politenessnounUS /pəˈlaɪtnəs/

a courteous manner that respects accepted social usage

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.

runsnounUS /rʌnz/

plural of “run” — a score in baseball made by a runner touching all four bases safely

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

StrugglingadjectiveUS /ˈstrʌɡəlɪŋ/

engaged in a struggle to overcome especially poverty or obscurity

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

suspiciousadjectiveUS /səˈspɪʃəs/

openly distrustful and unwilling to confide

From this reading He is rather jumpy in the nerves, and inclined to be suspicious and contradictory.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

TennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Ten minutes elapse.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading You are getting very cold in your little cambric nightgown.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The baby is inclined to be exacting, like one who brings a petition for heavy damages for a small injury.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Struggling between politeness and gratitude, fear of offending the cook (it is the great dread that hangs over us all), and the murderous instinct of the parent whose young has been annoyed, you take your offspring on your knee and offer him your humble apologies, while cook runs off “just a moment to see to the kettle.”

Chapter 2 of Joking apart by Mrs. Dowdall holds 406 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 406 sentences of Joking apart, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Joking apart

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Marriage
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Henry
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Second
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Sister
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