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Joking apart

Chapter VI

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Yours ever, GEORGINA.
CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.
My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!
If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.
I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.
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Joking apart

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Joking apart is here in full — 440 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Yours ever, GEORGINA.
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CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.
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My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!
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If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.
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I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.
/aɪ æm ˈraɪtɪŋ frʌm ðə ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəti bɪˈkɔːz ðə ˈmɜːrtʃənts ˈeldəst tʃaɪld hæz ɡɑːt ˈmiːzəlz/

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disturbing adjective US /dɪˈstɜːrbɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading “If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.”

eldest adjective US /ˈeldəst/

first in order of birth

From this reading “I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.”

experiences noun US /ɪkˈspɪriənsɪz/

plural of “experience” — the accumulation of knowledge or skill that results from direct participation in events or activities

From this reading “My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!”

measles noun US /ˈmiːzəlz/

an acute and highly contagious viral disease marked by distinct red spots followed by a rash; occurs primarily in children

From this reading “I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.”

Merchants noun US /ˈmɜːrtʃənts/

plural of “merchant” — a businessperson engaged in retail trade

From this reading “I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.”

temperament noun US /ˈtemprəmənt/

your usual mood

From this reading “If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.”

unity noun US /ˈjuːnəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading “CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.”

University noun US /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəti/

the body of faculty and students at a university

From this reading “I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.”

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eldest child adjective + noun

In this reading “I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.”

far more adverb + adjective

In this reading “If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.”

go through verb + particle

undergo or live through a difficult experience

In this reading “My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

better-balanced

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From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

breathnounUS /breθ/

the process of taking in and expelling air during breathing

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

CHAPTERnounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

disturbingadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɜːrbɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

eldestadjectiveUS /ˈeldəst/

first in order of birth

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Yours ever, GEORGINA.

experiencesnounUS /ɪkˈspɪriənsɪz/

plural of “experience” — the accumulation of knowledge or skill that results from direct participation in events or activities

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

GEORGINA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yours ever, GEORGINA.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

Louise

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

measlesnounUS /ˈmiːzəlz/

an acute and highly contagious viral disease marked by distinct red spots followed by a rash; occurs primarily in children

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

MerchantsnounUS /ˈmɜːrtʃənts/

plural of “merchant” — a businessperson engaged in retail trade

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

MILLPORT

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

SQUAREverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.

stableadjectiveUS /ˈsteɪbəl/

resistant to change of position or condition

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

temperamentnounUS /ˈtemprəmənt/

your usual mood

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

UNITYnounUS /ˈjuːnəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.

UniversitynounUS /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəti/

the body of faculty and students at a university

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading I am writing from the University, because the Merchants’ eldest child has got measles.

XVIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of sixteen and one

From this reading CHAPTER XVII UNITY SQUARE, MILLPORT.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading My dear Louise,--I am sorry that you are getting out of breath with my experiences; but just think what it must be for me to have to go through them!

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If I had not a better-balanced mind and a more stable temperament than yours, I should probably have been returned dead on your hands a week ago, and you would have found that far more disturbing than reading my letters.

YourspronounUS /jʊrz/

the one or ones belonging to the person spoken to

From this reading Yours ever, GEORGINA.

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