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Joy: A Play on the Letter "I"
Joy: A Play on the Letter "I"

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COLONEL.
[As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.
[Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.
If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.
LEVER.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Joy: A Play on the Letter "I"

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Joy: A Play on the Letter "I" is here in full — 327 sentences across 66 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/65 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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COLONEL.
/ˈkɜːrnəl/
Line 2
[As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.
Line 3
[Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.
/ˈhɑːtli ðə mɔːr ˌʌnprəˈtektɪd ənd ˈhelpləs ə ˈwʊmən ɪz ðə mɔːr ðeɪ ˈrevəl ɪn ɪt/
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If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.
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LEVER.
/ˈlevər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

babble verb US /ˈbæbəl/

utter meaningless sounds, like a baby, or utter in an incoherent way

From this reading “If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.”

helpless adjective US /ˈhelpləs/

lacking in or deprived of strength or power

From this reading “[Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.”

Hotly adverb US /ˈhɑːtli/

in a heated manner

From this reading “[Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.”

lever noun US /ˈlevər/

a rigid bar pivoted about a fulcrum

From this reading “LEVER.”

neighbours noun US /ˈneɪbərz/

plural of “neighbour” — a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading “If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.”

revel verb US /ˈrevəl/

take delight in

From this reading “[Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.”

unprotected adjective US /ˌʌnprəˈtektɪd/

lacking protection or defense

From this reading “[As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.”

woman's noun US /ˈwʊmənz/

possessive form of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading “[As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

affairsnounUS /əˈferz/

matters of personal concern

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

babbleverbUS /ˈbæbəl/

utter meaningless sounds, like a baby, or utter in an incoherent way

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

COLONELnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading COLONEL.

creaturesnounUS /ˈkriːtʃərz/

plural of “creature” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

discoverynounUS /dɪˈskʌvəri/

the act of discovering something

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

hags

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

hatenounUS /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

helplessadjectiveUS /ˈhelpləs/

lacking in or deprived of strength or power

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

HotlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːtli/

in a heated manner

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

jackanapesnoun

someone who is unimportant but cheeky and presumptuous

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

LEVERnounUS /ˈlevər/

a rigid bar pivoted about a fulcrum

From this reading LEVER.

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

neighboursnounUS /ˈneɪbərz/

plural of “neighbour” — a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

revelverbUS /ˈrevəl/

take delight in

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

unprotectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnprəˈtektɪd/

lacking protection or defense

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading [Hotly.] The more unprotected and helpless a woman is, the more they revel in it.

woman'snounUS /ˈwʊmənz/

possessive form of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

wretchedadjectiveUS /ˈretʃɪd/

of very poor quality or condition

From this reading If there's anything I hate in this world, it's those wretched creatures who babble about their neighbours' affairs.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading [As though making a discovery.] You know, I've found that when a woman's living alone and unprotected, the very least thing will set a lot of hags and jackanapes talking.

Chapter 1 of Joy: A Play on the Letter "I" by John Galsworthy holds 327 sentences, grouped into 66 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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