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Keeping Up with William

Chapter II · Which Teaches That One Should Never Hitch His Conscience To

Chapter II of Keeping Up with William, “Which Teaches That One Should Never Hitch His Conscience To,” is here in full — 298 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.
He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:
“Hello, Betsy!
Say, don't expect me 'till I come.
I'm in trouble.
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Keeping Up with William

Chapter II · Which Teaches That One Should Never Hitch His Conscience To

Chapter II of Keeping Up with William, “Which Teaches That One Should Never Hitch His Conscience To,” is here in full — 298 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/59 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.
Line 2
He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:
/hiː went tuː ðə ˈteləfoʊn ənd kɔːld hɪz hoʊm ənd ˈprezəntli bɪˈɡæn tuː ˈædres hɪz waɪf æz ˈfɑːloʊz/
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“Hello, Betsy!
Line 4
Say, don't expect me 'till I come.
Line 5
I'm in trouble.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

address verb US /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading “He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:”

cook verb US /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading “A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.”

follows verb US /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading “He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:”

Hello noun US /həˈloʊ/

an expression of greeting

From this reading ““Hello, Betsy!”

Potter verb US /ˈpɑːtər/

do random, unplanned work or activities or spend time idly

From this reading “A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.”

quarrels noun US /ˈkwɔːrəlz/

plural of “quarrel” — an angry dispute

From this reading “A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.”

teacher noun US /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading “A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.”

telephone noun US /ˈteləfoʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading “He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

GO OFF verb + particle

run away; usually includes taking something or somebody along

In this reading “A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.”

All words in this reading · 53

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

addressverbUS /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

ASconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

Betsy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Hello, Betsy!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Say, don't expect me 'till I come.

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Say, don't expect me 'till I come.

expectverbUS /ɪkˈspekt/

regard something as probable or likely

From this reading Say, don't expect me 'till I come.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

GOverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

HellonounUS /həˈloʊ/

an expression of greeting

From this reading “Hello, Betsy!

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Say, don't expect me 'till I come.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'm in trouble.

IFconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I'm in trouble.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

ITpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

LEAVEverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Say, don't expect me 'till I come.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

NANNY-GOATnoun

female goat

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

OFFadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

POSTverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

PotterverbUS /ˈpɑːtər/

do random, unplanned work or activities or spend time idly

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

presentlyadverbUS /ˈprezəntli/

in the near future

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

quarrelsnounUS /ˈkwɔːrəlz/

plural of “quarrel” — an angry dispute

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

SayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Say, don't expect me 'till I come.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

teachernounUS /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

telephonenounUS /ˈteləfoʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Say, don't expect me 'till I come.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading I'm in trouble.

TruthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

watchverbUS /wɑːtʃ/

look attentively

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

WEREauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading He went to the telephone and called his home and presently began to address his wife as follows:

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A POST AS IF IT WERE A NANNY-GOAT AND GO OFF AND LEAVE IT Truth is a great teacher but she often quarrels with the cook,” said Mr. Potter, while looking at his watch.

Chapter 2 of Keeping Up with William by Irving Bacheller holds 298 sentences, grouped into 60 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Honorable
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