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Keeping Up with William

Chapter V · Which Drops a Few Rounds of Shrapnel on the Huns in America

Chapter V of Keeping Up with William, “Which Drops a Few Rounds of Shrapnel on the Huns in America,” is here in full — 99 sentences across 20 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.
He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.
He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.
He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:
“Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.
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Keeping Up with William

Chapter V · Which Drops a Few Rounds of Shrapnel on the Huns in America

Chapter V of Keeping Up with William, “Which Drops a Few Rounds of Shrapnel on the Huns in America,” is here in full — 99 sentences across 20 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/19 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.
/ˈmɪstər ˈpɑːtər hæd ɡɑːt θruː wɪð ðə ɡʌn/
Line 2
He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.
/hiː roʊz ənd went tuː ðə wɑːʃ ˈbeɪsən æz ɪf ˌɪnˈtendɪŋ tuː wɑːʃ hɪz hændz/
Line 3
He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.
/hiː tɜːrnd ˈsʌdənli æz ɪf hiː θɔːt ˈdʒɜːrməni wɜːr mɔːr ɪn niːd ʌv ə ˈwɑːʃɪŋ/
Line 4
He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:
/hiː stroʊd təˈwɔːrd miː wɪð ə nuː aɪˈdiːə ˈɡliːmɪŋ ɪn hɪz aɪ ənd sed/
Line 5
“Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

basin noun US /ˈbeɪsən/

a bowl-shaped vessel; usually used for holding food or liquids

From this reading “He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.”

Darn verb US /dɑːrn/

repair by sewing

From this reading ““Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.”

Germany noun US /ˈdʒɜːrməni/

a republic in central Europe; split into East Germany and West Germany after World War II and reunited in 1990

From this reading “He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.”

gleaming noun US /ˈɡliːmɪŋ/

a flash of light (especially reflected light)

From this reading “He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:”

intending verb US /ˌɪnˈtendɪŋ/

-ing form of “intend” — have in mind as a purpose

From this reading “He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.”

Potter verb US /ˈpɑːtər/

do random, unplanned work or activities or spend time idly

From this reading “Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.”

strode verb US /stroʊd/

inflected form of “stride” — walk with long steps

From this reading “He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:”

washing noun US /ˈwɑːʃɪŋ/

the work of cleansing (usually with soap and water)

From this reading “He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

new idea adjective + noun

In this reading “He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:”

got through verb + particle counted as “get through”

finish a task completely

In this reading “Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.”

All words in this reading · 45

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

ain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

basinnounUS /ˈbeɪsən/

a bowl-shaped vessel; usually used for holding food or liquids

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

DarnverbUS /dɑːrn/

repair by sewing

From this reading “Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

GermanynounUS /ˈdʒɜːrməni/

a republic in central Europe; split into East Germany and West Germany after World War II and reunited in 1990

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

gleamingnounUS /ˈɡliːmɪŋ/

a flash of light (especially reflected light)

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

gunnounUS /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

intendingverbUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪŋ/

-ing form of “intend” — have in mind as a purpose

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading “Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

PotterverbUS /ˈpɑːtər/

do random, unplanned work or activities or spend time idly

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

strodeverbUS /stroʊd/

inflected form of “stride” — walk with long steps

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading “Darn it, I ain't got time to wash now.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

towardprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrd/

in the direction of

From this reading He strode toward me with a new idea gleaming in his eye and said:

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

washverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

washingnounUS /ˈwɑːʃɪŋ/

the work of cleansing (usually with soap and water)

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading He rose and went to the wash basin as if intending to wash his hands.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading He turned suddenly as if he thought Germany were more in need of a washing.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Mr. Potter had got through with the gun.

Chapter 5 of Keeping Up with William by Irving Bacheller holds 99 sentences, grouped into 20 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of Keeping Up with William contain?

Chapter 5 holds 99 sentences of Keeping Up with William, unabridged, divided into 20 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of Keeping Up with William by Irving Bacheller exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 99 sentences, grouped into 20 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 20 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 20 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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About 102 minutes of reading across 246 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Keeping Up with William

Words and structures a reader meets early in Keeping Up with William, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Honorable
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Keeping Up with William; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Socrates
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Keeping Up with William; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Potter
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Talks
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Keeping Up with William; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.