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Kid Scanlan

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Kid Scanlan is here in full — 573 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.
It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.
Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.
What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?
No, success!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Kid Scanlan

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Kid Scanlan is here in full — 573 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/114 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.
/iːst lɪntʃ səkˈses hæz ˈruːənd mɔːr ɡaɪz ðæn ˈfeɪljər ˈevər wɪl/
Line 2
It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.
Line 3
Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.
Line 4
What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?
Line 5
No, success!
/noʊ səkˈses/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boob noun US /buːb/

an ignorant or foolish person

From this reading “Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.”

Caesar noun US /ˈsiːzər/

conqueror of Gaul and master of Italy (100-44 BC)

From this reading “What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?”

guys noun US /ɡaɪz/

plural of “guy” — an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading “EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.”

lynch verb US /lɪntʃ/

kill without legal sanction

From this reading “EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.”

Napoleon noun US /nəˈpoʊliən/

French general who became emperor of the French (1769-1821)

From this reading “What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?”

Nero noun US /ˈnɪroʊ/

Roman Emperor notorious for his monstrous vice and fantastic luxury (was said to have started a fire that destroyed much of Rome in 64) but the Roman Empire remained prosperous during his rule (37-68)

From this reading “What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?”

rum noun US /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading “It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.”

Santa noun US /ˈsæntə/

the legendary patron saint of children; an imaginary being who is thought to bring presents to children at Christmas

From this reading “It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

few people adjective + noun

In this reading “It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.”

All words in this reading · 48

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

beatverbUS /biːt/

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict

From this reading What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?

becomesverbUS /bɪˈkʌmz/

third-person singular of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

boobnounUS /buːb/

an ignorant or foolish person

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

CaesarnounUS /ˈsiːzər/

conqueror of Gaul and master of Italy (100-44 BC)

From this reading What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

Cruz

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

EASTnounUS /iːst/

the cardinal compass point that is at 90 degrees

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

emptyverbUS /ˈempti/

make void or empty of contents

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

failurenounUS /ˈfeɪljər/

an act that fails

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

guynounUS /ɡaɪ/

an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

guysnounUS /ɡaɪz/

plural of “guy” — an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

LYNCHverbUS /lɪntʃ/

kill without legal sanction

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

ManyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

milknounUS /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

monthnounUS /mʌnθ/

one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

NapoleonnounUS /nəˈpoʊliən/

French general who became emperor of the French (1769-1821)

From this reading What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?

NeronounUS /ˈnɪroʊ/

Roman Emperor notorious for his monstrous vice and fantastic luxury (was said to have started a fire that destroyed much of Rome in 64) but the Roman Empire remained prosperous during his rule (37-68)

From this reading What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, success!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

punchverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

regularadjectiveUS /ˈreɡjələr/

in accordance with fixed order or procedure or principle

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

ruinedadjectiveUS /ˈruːənd/

destroyed physically or morally

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

rumnounUS /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

SantanounUS /ˈsæntə/

the legendary patron saint of children; an imaginary being who is thought to bring presents to children at Christmas

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

stomachnounUS /ˈstʌmək/

an enlarged and muscular saclike organ of the alimentary canal; the principal organ of digestion

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

SuccessnounUS /səkˈses/

an event that accomplishes its intended purpose

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It's like a Santa Cruz rum milk punch on an empty stomach--there's very few people can stand it.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading Many a guy that's a regular fellow at a hundred a month, becomes a boob at a hundred a week.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What beat Napoleon, Caesar and Nero--failure?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading EAST LYNCH Success has ruined more guys than failure ever will.

Chapter 2 of Kid Scanlan by H. C. (Harry Charles) Witwer holds 573 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Kid Scanlan contain?

Chapter 2 holds 573 sentences of Kid Scanlan, unabridged, divided into 115 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Kid Scanlan by H. C. (Harry Charles) Witwer exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 573 sentences, grouped into 115 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Kid Scanlan?

Work through the 115 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 115 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Kid Scanlan

Common questions about reading Kid Scanlan by H. C. (Harry Charles) Witwer on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Kid Scanlan?

Yes. All 4249 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #29764 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Kid Scanlan is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #29764, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Kid Scanlan take to read?

About 354 minutes of reading across 850 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Kid Scanlan section by section

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  3. Listen and tap

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Vocabulary met early in Kid Scanlan

Words and structures a reader meets early in Kid Scanlan, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Leather
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Pushers
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Fighting
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Blood
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.