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Kid Scanlan

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Kid Scanlan is here in full — 478 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?
Heh?
Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?
In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.
Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Kid Scanlan

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Kid Scanlan is here in full — 478 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?
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Heh?
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Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?
/wer wʊd ðɪs ɔːr ˈeni ˈʌðər ˈkʌntri biː ɪf ɔːl ðə ˈvoʊtərz wɑːz waɪz ɡaɪz ənd ðə ˈsʌkərz wɑːz ɔːl ded/
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In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.
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Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boob noun US /buːb/

an ignorant or foolish person

From this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

boobs noun US /buːbz/

plural of “boob” — an ignorant or foolish person

From this reading “PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?”

Columbus's noun US /kəˈlʌmbəsɪz/

possessive form of “columbus” — the state capital of Ohio; located in the center of the state; site of Ohio State University

From this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

ferryboats noun US /ˈferiboʊts/

plural of “ferryboat” — a boat that transports people or vehicles across a body of water and operates on a regular schedule

From this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

Rave verb US /reɪv/

participate in an all-night techno dance party

From this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

Spree noun US /spriː/

a brief indulgence of your impulses

From this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

suckers noun US /ˈsʌkərz/

plural of “sucker” — a person who is gullible and easy to take advantage of

From this reading “Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?”

voters noun US /ˈvoʊtərz/

plural of “voter” — a citizen who has a legal right to vote

From this reading “Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

first place adjective + noun

In this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

bring back verb + particle

bring back to the point of departure

In this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

go out verb + adjective

move out of or depart from

In this reading “In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.”

other country adjective + noun

In this reading “Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?”

All words in this reading · 89

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

boobnounUS /buːb/

an ignorant or foolish person

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

boobsnounUS /buːbz/

plural of “boob” — an ignorant or foolish person

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

ceaseverbUS /siːs/

put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

ChicagonounUS /ʃəˈkɑːɡoʊ/

largest city in Illinois; a bustling Great Lakes port that extends 26 miles along the southwestern shoreline of Lake Michigan

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

Chris

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

claimedverbUS /kleɪmd/

past form of “claim” — assert or affirm strongly; state to be true or existing

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

Columbus'snounUS /kəˈlʌmbəsɪz/

possessive form of “columbus” — the state capital of Ohio; located in the center of the state; site of Ohio State University

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

EvenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

ex-Land

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

ferryboatsnounUS /ˈferiboʊts/

plural of “ferryboat” — a boat that transports people or vehicles across a body of water and operates on a regular schedule

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

gangnounUS /ɡæŋ/

an association of criminals

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

guysnounUS /ɡaɪz/

plural of “guy” — an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

Heh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Heh?

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

HomenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

IsabellanounUS /ˌɪzəˈbelə/

the queen of Castile whose marriage to Ferdinand of Aragon in 1469 marked the beginning of the modern state of Spain; they instituted the Spanish Inquisition in 1478 and sponsored the voyages of Christopher Columbus in 1492 (1451-1504)

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

ISLANDnounUS /ˈaɪlənd/

a land mass (smaller than a continent) that is surrounded by water

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

KidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

PLEASUREnounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

productionnounUS /prəˈdʌkʃən/

the act or process of producing something

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

QueennounUS /kwiːn/

the only fertile female in a colony of social insects such as bees and ants and termites; its function is to lay eggs

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

RaveverbUS /reɪv/

participate in an all-night techno dance party

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

readys

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

roughadjectiveUS /rʌf/

having or caused by an irregular surface

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

Speakin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

SpreenounUS /spriː/

a brief indulgence of your impulses

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

stakenounUS /steɪk/

(law) a right or legal share of something; a financial involvement with something

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

stuffnounUS /stʌf/

the tangible substance that goes into the makeup of a physical object

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

StupidadjectiveUS /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading Even old Chris himself was looked on as Kid Stupid, because he claimed the earth was round.

suckersnounUS /ˈsʌkərz/

plural of “sucker” — a person who is gullible and easy to take advantage of

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

they'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

votersnounUS /ˈvoʊtərz/

plural of “voter” — a citizen who has a legal right to vote

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading Where would this or any other country be, if all the voters was wise guys and the suckers was all dead?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the first place, there wouldn't have been no ex-Land of the Rave and Home of the Spree, if Queen Isabella hadn't been boob enough to fall for Columbus's stuff, about would she stake him and his gang of rough and readys to a couple of ferryboats and they'd go out and bring back Chicago.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading PLEASURE ISLAND Speakin' of boobs, as people will, did you ever figure what would happen if the production of 'em would suddenly cease?

Chapter 3 of Kid Scanlan by H. C. (Harry Charles) Witwer holds 478 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of Kid Scanlan contain?

Chapter 3 holds 478 sentences of Kid Scanlan, unabridged, divided into 96 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of Kid Scanlan by H. C. (Harry Charles) Witwer exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 478 sentences, grouped into 96 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of Kid Scanlan?

Work through the 96 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 96 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 3 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 3 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Kid Scanlan

Common questions about reading Kid Scanlan by H. C. (Harry Charles) Witwer on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Kid Scanlan?

Yes. All 4249 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #29764 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Kid Scanlan is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #29764, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Kid Scanlan take to read?

About 354 minutes of reading across 850 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Kid Scanlan section by section

How to work through Kid Scanlan section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

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Vocabulary met early in Kid Scanlan

Words and structures a reader meets early in Kid Scanlan, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Leather
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Pushers
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Fighting
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Blood
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Kid Scanlan; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.