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Kill Me if You Can!

Chapter I

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Kill Me If You Can!
Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.
Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!
Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.
He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Kill Me if You Can!

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Kill Me if You Can! is here in full — 401 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Kill Me If You Can!
/kɪl miː ɪf juː kæn/
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Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.
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Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!
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Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.
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He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

balcony noun US /ˈbælkəni/

an upper floor projecting from the rear over the main floor in an auditorium

From this reading “Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.”

commands noun US /kəˈmændz/

plural of “command” — an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading “He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.”

hypnotic adjective US /hɪpˈnɑːtɪk/

of or relating to hypnosis

From this reading “He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.”

implanted adjective US /ˌɪmˈplæntɪd/

(used especially of ideas or principles) deeply rooted; firmly fixed or held

From this reading “He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.”

reigning adjective US /ˈreɪnɪŋ/

exercising power or authority

From this reading “Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!”

smilingly adverb US /ˈsmaɪlɪŋli/

with smiles; in a smiling manner

From this reading “Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.”

throngs noun US /θrɔːŋz/

plural of “throng” — a large gathering of people

From this reading “Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.”

tyrant noun US /ˈtaɪrənt/

a cruel and oppressive dictator

From this reading “Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

five years noun + noun

In this reading “Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.”

on the balcony preposition + article + noun counted as “on … balcony”

In this reading “Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.”

stood on verb + particle

In this reading “Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

Autarch

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

balconynounUS /ˈbælkəni/

an upper floor projecting from the rear over the main floor in an auditorium

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

Bartol

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

belowprepositionUS /bɪˈloʊ/

at or to a lower level than something

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Kill Me If You Can!

commandsnounUS /kəˈmændz/

plural of “command” — an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

GrandadjectiveUS /ɡrænd/

of behavior that is impressive and ambitious in scale or scope

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

hypnoticadjectiveUS /hɪpˈnɑːtɪk/

of or relating to hypnosis

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Kill Me If You Can!

implantedadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈplæntɪd/

(used especially of ideas or principles) deeply rooted; firmly fixed or held

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

KillverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading Kill Me If You Can!

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

MepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Kill Me If You Can!

murderedadjectiveUS /ˈmɜːrdərd/

killed unlawfully

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

PalacenounUS /ˈpæləs/

a large and stately mansion

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

reigningadjectiveUS /ˈreɪnɪŋ/

exercising power or authority

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

silentlyadverbUS /ˈsaɪləntli/

without speaking

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

smilinglyadverbUS /ˈsmaɪlɪŋli/

with smiles; in a smiling manner

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

stand-innoun

someone who takes the place of another (as when things get dangerous or difficult)

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

struggledverbUS /ˈstrʌɡəld/

past form of “struggle” — make a strenuous or labored effort

From this reading He couldn't help it; he struggled silently against the implanted hypnotic commands, but it did no good.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

throngsnounUS /θrɔːŋz/

plural of “throng” — a large gathering of people

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

tyrantnounUS /ˈtaɪrənt/

a cruel and oppressive dictator

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

wavedverbUS /weɪvd/

past form of “wave” — signal with the hands or nod

From this reading Bartol stood on the balcony of the Grand Palace and waved, smilingly, at the throngs of people below.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Bartol knew this was why he had been picked as a stand-in for the reigning tyrant!

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Every five years the Autarch in power was murdered.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Kill Me If You Can!

Chapter 1 of Kill Me if You Can! by Randall Garrett holds 401 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 401 sentences of Kill Me if You Can!, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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