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Lancashire Humour

Chapter I

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_First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.
"Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."
Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...
Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.
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Lancashire Humour

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Lancashire Humour is here in full — 671 sentences across 135 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/134 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.
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"Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."
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Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...
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Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.
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_Hor.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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dent noun US /dent/

an appreciable consequence (especially a lessening)

From this reading “_First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.”

ego noun US /ˈiːɡoʊ/

an inflated feeling of pride in your superiority to others

From this reading “Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...”

fain adjective US /feɪn/

having made preparations

From this reading “"Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."”

levi noun US /ˈliːvaɪ/

(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; traditionally considered to be the author of the first Gospel

From this reading “Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...”

nec noun US /nek/

an acute inflammatory disease occurring in the intestines of premature infants; necrosis of intestinal tissue may follow

From this reading “Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.”

roam verb US /roʊm/

move about aimlessly or without any destination, often in search of food or employment

From this reading “"Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."”

testa noun US /ˈtestə/

protective outer layer of seeds of flowering plants

From this reading “Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...”

Vile adjective US /vaɪl/

morally reprehensible

From this reading “Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Second Edition noun + noun

In this reading “_First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.”

First Edition adjective + noun

In this reading “_First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.”

get back verb + particle

recover something or somebody that appeared to be lost

In this reading “"Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."”

All words in this reading · 55

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1900

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

1901

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

AprilnounUS /ˈeɪprəl/

the month following March and preceding May

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

aw

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Aw'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

bibes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

Caleno

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From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

Cantharis

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From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

COnounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

colles

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

Conditum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

Cæcubum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

DecembernounUS /dɪˈsembər/

the last (12th) month of the year

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

DENTnounUS /dent/

an appreciable consequence (especially a lessening)

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

domitam

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

EditionnounUS /əˈdɪʃən/

the form in which a text (especially a printed book) is published

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

egonounUS /ˈiːɡoʊ/

an inflated feeling of pride in your superiority to others

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

et

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

fainadjectiveUS /feɪn/

having made preparations

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Falernæ

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

Formiani

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

groundnounUS /ɡraʊnd/

the solid part of the earth's surface

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Græca

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

Hor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Hor.

ipse

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

levinounUS /ˈliːvaɪ/

(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; traditionally considered to be the author of the first Gospel

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

mea

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

modicis

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

necnounUS /nek/

an acute inflammatory disease occurring in the intestines of premature infants; necrosis of intestinal tissue may follow

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

neque

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

owd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Pocula

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

potabis

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

prelo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

quod

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

roamverbUS /roʊm/

move about aimlessly or without any destination, often in search of food or employment

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Sabinum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

SecondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading _First Edition, December 1900_ _Second Edition, April 1901_ J. M. DENT & CO.

Temperant

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

testanounUS /ˈtestə/

protective outer layer of seeds of flowering plants

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

thnounUS /ˈtiːˈeɪtʃ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Thae

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Tu

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

uvam

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

VileadjectiveUS /vaɪl/

morally reprehensible

From this reading Vile potabis modicis Sabinum Cantharis, Græca quod ego ipse testa Conditum levi ...

vites

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cæcubum et prelo domitam Caleno Tu bibes uvam: mea nec Falernæ Temperant vites, neque Formiani Pocula colles.

whereverconjunctionUS /weˈrevər/

in or to any place at all

From this reading "Thae knows, that wherever aw roam, Aw'm fain to get back to th' owd ground."

Chapter 1 of Lancashire Humour by Thomas Newbigging holds 671 sentences, grouped into 135 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 671 sentences of Lancashire Humour, unabridged, divided into 135 reading sections.

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