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Laughing Last

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Laughing Last is here in full — 141 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"
Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.
Three mouths gaped.
"Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.
Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.
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Laughing Last

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Laughing Last is here in full — 141 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/28 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"
Line 2
Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.
Line 3
Three mouths gaped.
Line 4
"Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.
Line 5
Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.
/ðoʊ ˈɪnwərdli ˈsɪdni rɪθd ˈaʊtwərdli ʃiː meɪnˈteɪnd ə kɑːm ˈfɜːrmnəs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

firmness noun US /ˈfɜːrmnəs/

the muscle tone of healthy tissue

From this reading “Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.”

inwardly adverb US /ˈɪnwərdli/

with respect to private feelings

From this reading “Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.”

nineteen noun US /ˈnaɪnˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eighteen and one

From this reading “"Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.”

outwardly adverb US /ˈaʊtwərdli/

with respect to the outside

From this reading “Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.”

pairs noun US /perz/

plural of “pair” — a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading “Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.”

Sidney noun US /ˈsɪdni/

English poet (1554-1586)

From this reading “Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.”

Victoria noun US /vɪkˈtɔːriə/

queen of Great Britain and Ireland and empress of India from 1837 to 1901; the last Hanoverian ruler of England (1819-1901)

From this reading “"Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.”

writhed adjective US /rɪθd/

twisted (especially as in pain or struggle)

From this reading “Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

window seat noun + noun

a bench or similar seat built into a window recess

In this reading “Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.”

Three pairs noun + noun counted as “three pair”

In this reading “Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.”

All words in this reading · 52

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

begverbUS /beɡ/

call upon in supplication; entreat

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

calmverbUS /kɑːm/

make calm or still

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

EggnounUS /eɡ/

animal reproductive body consisting of an ovum or embryo together with nutritive and protective envelopes; especially the thin-shelled reproductive body laid by e.g. female birds

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

Fifteen-year-olders

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

firmnessnounUS /ˈfɜːrmnəs/

the muscle tone of healthy tissue

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

gaped

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Three mouths gaped.

grownadjectiveUS /ɡroʊn/

(of animals) fully developed

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

inwardlyadverbUS /ˈɪnwərdli/

with respect to private feelings

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

maintainedadjectiveUS /meɪnˈteɪnd/

kept in good condition

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

mouthsnounUS /maʊðz/

plural of “mouth” — the opening through which food is taken in and vocalizations emerge

From this reading Three mouths gaped.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

nineteennounUS /ˈnaɪnˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eighteen and one

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

outwardlyadverbUS /ˈaʊtwərdli/

with respect to the outside

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

pairsnounUS /perz/

plural of “pair” — a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

pardonverbUS /ˈpɑːrdən/

accept an excuse for

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

protestnounUS /ˈproʊtest/

a formal and solemn declaration of objection

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

Romley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

seatnounUS /siːt/

a space reserved for sitting (as in a theater or on a train or airplane)

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

SidneynounUS /ˈsɪdni/

English poet (1554-1586)

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

sunnyadjectiveUS /ˈsʌni/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

sweptadjectiveUS /swept/

possessing sweep

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

ThoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

thrownadjectiveUS /θroʊn/

caused to fall to the ground

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

turnsnounUS /tɜːrnz/

plural of “turn” — a circular segment of a curve

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

vantage-ground

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

VictorianounUS /vɪkˈtɔːriə/

queen of Great Britain and Ireland and empress of India from 1837 to 1901; the last Hanoverian ruler of England (1819-1901)

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Fifteen-year-olders don't have turns!" laughed Victoria Romley, who was nineteen and very grown up.

windownounUS /ˈwɪndoʊ/

a framework of wood or metal that contains a glass windowpane and is built into a wall or roof to admit light or air

From this reading Three pairs of eyes swept to the sunny window seat from which vantage-ground Sidney Romley had thrown her protest.

writhedadjectiveUS /rɪθd/

twisted (especially as in pain or struggle)

From this reading Though inwardly Sidney writhed, outwardly she maintained a calm firmness.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I beg your pardon, but it's _my_ turn to have the Egg!"

Chapter 1 of Laughing Last by Jane Abbott holds 141 sentences, grouped into 29 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Laughing Last contain?

Chapter 1 holds 141 sentences of Laughing Last, unabridged, divided into 29 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Laughing Last by Jane Abbott exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 141 sentences, grouped into 29 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Laughing Last?

Work through the 29 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 29 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #46458, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 367 minutes of reading across 883 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Laughing Last

Words and structures a reader meets early in Laughing Last, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Pardon
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Laughing Last; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Three
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Laughing Last; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Pairs
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Laughing Last; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Swept
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Laughing Last; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.