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Laughing Last

Chapter XXV

Chapter 25 of Laughing Last is here in full — 173 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.
"--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.
It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.
And now it is decided.
Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Laughing Last

Chapter XXV

Chapter 25 of Laughing Last is here in full — 173 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/34 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.
Line 2
"--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.
/aɪ æm ˈɡoʊɪŋ tuː tel ˈsʌmθɪŋ naʊ kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ wɪtʃ aɪ hæv ˈɡɪvən noʊ hɪnt ɪn maɪ ˈfɔːrmər ˈletərz/
Line 3
It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.
Line 4
And now it is decided.
/ənd naʊ ɪt ɪz ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/
Line 5
Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aloud adverb US /əˈlaʊd/

using the voice; not silently

From this reading “NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.”

concerning verb US /kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ/

-ing form of “concern” — be relevant to

From this reading “"--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.”

hint noun US /hɪnt/

an indirect suggestion

From this reading “"--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.”

laughs noun US /læfs/

plural of “laugh” — the sound of laughing

From this reading “NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.”

lingered verb US /ˈlɪŋɡərd/

past form of “linger” — remain present although waning or gradually dying

From this reading “NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.”

noticing verb US /ˈnoʊtɪsɪŋ/

-ing form of “notice” — discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading “NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.”

pitch noun US /pɪtʃ/

the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading “NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.”

secretary noun US /ˈsekrəteri/

a person who is head of an administrative department of government

From this reading “Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

high pitch adjective + noun

a pitch that is perceived as above other pitches

In this reading “NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.”

write about verb + particle

write about a particular topic

In this reading “It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

Allan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

aloudadverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

using the voice; not silently

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And now it is decided.

anxietynounUS /æŋˈzaɪəti/

(psychiatry) a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

concerningverbUS /kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ/

-ing form of “concern” — be relevant to

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

daredverbUS /derd/

past form of “dare” — take upon oneself; act presumptuously, without permission

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

Deering

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

Dugald

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

formeradjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrmər/

referring to the first of two things or persons mentioned (or the earlier one or ones of several)

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

hintnounUS /hɪnt/

an indirect suggestion

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And now it is decided.

Issy's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

LASTadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

LAUGHSnounUS /læfs/

plural of “laugh” — the sound of laughing

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

lingeredverbUS /ˈlɪŋɡərd/

past form of “linger” — remain present although waning or gradually dying

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

NOdeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

noticingverbUS /ˈnoʊtɪsɪŋ/

-ing form of “notice” — discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

ONEpronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

pitchnounUS /pɪtʃ/

the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

ProfessornounUS /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

secretarynounUS /ˈsekrəteri/

a person who is head of an administrative department of government

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

Trude

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NO ONE LAUGHS LAST Trude read Issy's letter aloud, not noticing in her high pitch of anxiety that Dugald Allan had lingered.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "--I am going to tell something now concerning which I have given no hint in my former letters.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Professor Deering has asked me to stay on with him as his secretary.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading It's something that means so much to me that I have not dared write about it until it was decided.

Chapter 25 of Laughing Last by Jane Abbott holds 173 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 25 holds 173 sentences of Laughing Last, unabridged, divided into 35 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 25 of Laughing Last by Jane Abbott exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 173 sentences, grouped into 35 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 25 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Vocabulary met early in Laughing Last

Words and structures a reader meets early in Laughing Last, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Pardon
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Laughing Last; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Three
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Pairs
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Laughing Last; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Swept
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Laughing Last; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.