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Law and Laughter

Chapter I

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"As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."
PASQUIN.
The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.
The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.
His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.
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Law and Laughter

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Law and Laughter is here in full — 434 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."
/æz ˈkræfti ˈlɔːjərz tuː əˈkwaɪər əˈplɔːz traɪ ˈveriəs ɑːrts tuː ɡet ə ˈdʌbəl kɑːz soʊ dʌz æn ˈɔːθər ˈrʌmɪdʒɪŋ hɪz breɪn baɪ ˈveriəs ˈmeθədz traɪ tuː ˌentərˈteɪn/
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PASQUIN.
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The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.
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The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.
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His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.
/hɪz ˈnɑːlədʒ ʌv lɔː ənd hɪz waɪd ˈriːdɪŋ ɪn ˈliːɡəl baɪˈɑːɡrəfi wɑːz sʌtʃ æz wʊd hæv ˌɪnˈkriːst kənˈsɪdərəbli ðə ˈvæljuː ʌv ðɪs ˈvɑːljuːm/

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biography noun US /baɪˈɑːɡrəfi/

an account of the series of events making up a person's life

From this reading “His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.”

Macleod noun US /məˈklaʊd/

Scottish physiologist who directed the research by F. G. Banting and C. H. Best that led to the discovery of insulin (1876-1935)

From this reading “The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.”

mots noun US /mɑːts/

plural of “mot” — a clever remark

originated verb US /ərˈɪdʒəneɪtəd/

past form of “originate” — come into existence; take on form or shape

From this reading “The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.”

presentation noun US /ˌprezənˈteɪʃən/

the activity of formally presenting something (as a prize or reward)

From this reading “The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.”

rummaging verb US /ˈrʌmɪdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “rummage” — search haphazardly

From this reading “"As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."”

selecting verb US /səˈlektɪŋ/

-ing form of “select” — pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading “The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.”

untimely adjective US /ənˈtaɪmli/

badly timed

From this reading “The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

untimely death adjective + noun

In this reading “The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.”

various methods adjective + noun counted as “various method”

In this reading “"As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."”

reached the stage verb + article + noun counted as “reach … stage”

In this reading “The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.”

indicated by verb + particle counted as “indicate by”

In this reading “The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.”

share of verb + particle

In this reading “The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

acquireverbUS /əˈkwaɪər/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

applausenounUS /əˈplɔːz/

a demonstration of approval by clapping the hands together

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

artsnounUS /ɑːrts/

studies intended to provide general knowledge and intellectual skills (rather than occupational or professional skills)

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

BarnounUS /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

BenchnounUS /bentʃ/

a long seat for more than one person

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

biographynounUS /baɪˈɑːɡrəfi/

an account of the series of events making up a person's life

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

bon

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From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

brainnounUS /breɪn/

that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

BritainnounUS /ˈbrɪtən/

a monarchy in northwestern Europe occupying most of the British Isles; divided into England and Scotland and Wales and Northern Ireland; “Great Britain” is often used loosely to refer to the United Kingdom

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

causenounUS /kɑːz/

events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

considerablyadverbUS /kənˈsɪdərəbli/

to a great extent or degree

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

craftyadjectiveUS /ˈkræfti/

marked by skill in deception

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

doubleverbUS /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

entertainverbUS /ˌentərˈteɪn/

provide entertainment for

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

exhibitedverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪbətəd/

past form of “exhibit” — show an attribute, property, knowledge, or skill

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

facetiæ

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

greatlyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪtli/

to an extraordinary extent or degree

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

includedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkluːdəd/

enclosed in the same envelope or package

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

increasedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkriːst/

made greater in size or amount or degree

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

indicatedverbUS /ˈɪndəkeɪtəd/

past form of “indicate” — be a signal for or a symptom of

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

IrelandnounUS /ˈaɪərlənd/

a republic consisting of 26 of 32 counties comprising the island of Ireland; achieved independence from the United Kingdom in 1921

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

knowledgenounUS /ˈnɑːlədʒ/

the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

lawyersnounUS /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

legaladjectiveUS /ˈliːɡəl/

established by or founded upon law or official or accepted rules

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

lighternounUS /ˈlaɪtər/

a substance used to ignite or kindle a fire

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

MacleodnounUS /məˈklaʊd/

Scottish physiologist who directed the research by F. G. Banting and C. H. Best that led to the discovery of insulin (1876-1935)

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

Malloch

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From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

materialadjectiveUS /məˈtɪriəl/

concerned with worldly rather than spiritual interests

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

methodsnounUS /ˈmeθədz/

plural of “method” — a way of doing something, especially a systematic way; implies an orderly logical arrangement (usually in steps)

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

motsnounUS /mɑːts/

plural of “mot” — a clever remark

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

one-halfnoun

one of two equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

originatedverbUS /ərˈɪdʒəneɪtəd/

past form of “originate” — come into existence; take on form or shape

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

PASQUIN

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From this reading PASQUIN.

presentationnounUS /ˌprezənˈteɪʃən/

the activity of formally presenting something (as a prize or reward)

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

presentingverbUS /prɪˈzentɪŋ/

-ing form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

regrettedverbUS /rɪˈɡretɪd/

inflected form of “regret” — feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

remarksnounUS /rɪˈmɑːrks/

plural of “remark” — a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

repartees

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

rummagingverbUS /ˈrʌmɪdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “rummage” — search haphazardly

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

scopenounUS /skoʊp/

an area in which something acts or operates or has power or control: "the range of a supersonic jet"

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

selectingverbUS /səˈlektɪŋ/

-ing form of “select” — pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

shareverbUS /ʃer/

have in common

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

titlenounUS /ˈtaɪtəl/

a heading that names a statute or legislative bill; may give a brief summary of the matters it deals with

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

TryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

untimelyadjectiveUS /ənˈtaɪmli/

badly timed

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

valuenounUS /ˈvæljuː/

a numerical quantity measured or assigned or computed

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading "As crafty lawyers to acquire applause Try various arts to get a double cause, So does an author, rummaging his brain, By various methods, try to entertain."

volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

wideadjectiveUS /waɪd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

wittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading The scope of this volume is indicated by its title--a presentation of the lighter side of law, as it is exhibited from time to time in the witty remarks, repartees, and _bon mots_ of the Bench and Bar of Great Britain, Ireland, and America.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading The idea of presenting such a collection of legal _facetiæ_ originated with the late Mr. D. Macleod Malloch, and it is greatly to be regretted that by his untimely death, his share of the work had reached the stage of selecting only about one-half of the material included in the book.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading His knowledge of law, and his wide reading in legal biography, was such as would have increased considerably the value of this volume.

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