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Law and Laughter

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Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.
In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."
The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.
* * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.
A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"
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Law and Laughter

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Law and Laughter is here in full — 473 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/94 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.
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In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."
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The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.
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* * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.
/ˈmɪstər eɪtʃ el ˈædəm ɪn ðə ˈstɔːri ʌv kraɪm sez hiː rɪˈmembərz ə ˈveri əˈmjuːzɪŋ ˈɪnsədənt ɪn wʌn ʌv ˈaʊər pəˈliːs kɔːrts/
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A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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blustering adjective US /ˈblʌstərɪŋ/

blowing in violent and abrupt bursts

From this reading “Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.”

cockle noun US /ˈkɑːkəl/

common edible European bivalve

From this reading “Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.”

courts noun US /kɔːrts/

plural of “court” — an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading “* * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.”

donna noun US /ˈdɑːnə/

an Italian woman of rank

From this reading “In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."”

fishery noun US /ˈfɪʃəri/

a workplace where fish are caught and processed and sold

From this reading “In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."”

remembers verb US /rɪˈmembərz/

third-person singular of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading “* * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.”

sauce noun US /sɔːs/

flavorful relish or dressing or topping served as an accompaniment to food

From this reading “In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."”

solicitor noun US /səˈlɪsətər/

a petitioner who solicits contributions or trade or votes

From this reading “A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

amusing incident adjective + noun

In this reading “* * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.”

police courts noun + noun counted as “police court”

a court that has power to prosecute for minor offenses and to bind over for trial in a superior court anyone accused of serious offenses

In this reading “* * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.”

suddenly broke adverb + adjective

In this reading “A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"”

with a grin preposition + article + noun counted as “with … grin”

In this reading “In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."”

roar of verb + particle

In this reading “The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

abaht

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

AdamnounUS /ˈædəm/

(Old Testament) in Judeo-Christian mythology; the first man and the husband of Eve and the progenitor of the human race

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

amusingadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

Aye

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

behalfnounUS /bɪˈhæf/

as the agent of or on someone's part (usually expressed as “on behalf of” rather than “in behalf of”)

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

blusteringadjectiveUS /ˈblʌstərɪŋ/

blowing in violent and abrupt bursts

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

brokeadjectiveUS /broʊk/

lacking funds

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

CocklenounUS /ˈkɑːkəl/

common edible European bivalve

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

courtsnounUS /kɔːrts/

plural of “court” — an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

CrimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

defendverbUS /dɪˈfend/

argue or speak in defense of

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

donnanounUS /ˈdɑːnə/

an Italian woman of rank

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

Dostauxiliary verbUS /dɑːst/

an old form of “do”, used with “thou”

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

dunno

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

fishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

fisherynounUS /ˈfɪʃəri/

a workplace where fish are caught and processed and sold

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

followedverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊd/

past form of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

grinnounUS /ɡrɪn/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

incidentnounUS /ˈɪnsədənt/

a single distinct event

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

LnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

latteradjectiveUS /ˈlætər/

referring to the second of two things or persons mentioned (or the last one or ones of several)

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

laughternounUS /ˈlæftər/

the sound of laughing

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

pleasedadjectiveUS /pliːzd/

experiencing or manifesting pleasure

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

prisonernounUS /ˈprɪzənər/

a person who is confined; especially a prisoner of war

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

remarknounUS /rɪˈmɑːrk/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

remembersverbUS /rɪˈmembərz/

third-person singular of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

roarverbUS /rɔːr/

make a loud noise, as of wind, water, or vehicles

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

roughadjectiveUS /rʌf/

having or caused by an irregular surface

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

saucenounUS /sɔːs/

flavorful relish or dressing or topping served as an accompaniment to food

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

Serjeantnoun

an English barrister of the highest rank

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

solicitornounUS /səˈlɪsətər/

a petitioner who solicits contributions or trade or votes

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

speakingnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

StorynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

trialnounUS /ˈtraɪəl/

the act of testing something

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading * * * * * Mr. H. L. Adam in _The Story of Crime_ says he remembers a very amusing incident in one of our police courts.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The learned serjeant was not pleased with the roar of laughter which followed the remark.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading In a trial of a right of fishery, he asked the witness: "Dost thou love fish?"--"Aye," replied the witness, with a grin, "but I donna like cockle sauce with it."

witnessnounUS /ˈwɪtnəs/

someone who sees an event and reports what happened

From this reading Serjeant Cockle, who had a rough, blustering manner, once got from a witness more than he gave.

wot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A prisoner had engaged a solicitor to defend him, and while the latter was speaking on his behalf he suddenly broke in with, "Why, he dunno wot the devil he's talking abaht!"

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About 205 minutes of reading across 494 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Law and Laughter section by section

How to work through Law and Laughter section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 6 chapters of Law and Laughter to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Law and Laughter

Words and structures a reader meets early in Law and Laughter, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Crafty
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Law and Laughter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Lawyers
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Law and Laughter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Acquire
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Law and Laughter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Applause
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Law and Laughter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.