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Learning Theory

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Learning Theory is here in full — 305 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.
And this was one to be proud of.
A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.
Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.
And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Learning Theory

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Learning Theory is here in full — 305 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/61 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.
Line 2
And this was one to be proud of.
/ənd ðɪs wɑːz wʌn tuː biː praʊd ʌv/
Line 3
A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.
/ə ˈkɑːzmɪk dʒoʊk ə wɪtʃ ðæt kʊd meɪk ə ˈnaɪt.mɛr siːm teɪm aɪ æm ˈraɪtɪŋ ðɪs bɪˈkɔːz aɪ prɪˈzuːm hiː wɑːnts miː tuː/
Line 4
Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.
/ˈʌðərwaɪz hiː wʊd nɑːt hæv left ˈpeɪpər ənd ˈpensəl ˈhændi fɔːr miː tuː juːs/
Line 5
And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.
/ənd aɪ pʊt ðə wɜːrd hiː ɪn ˈkæpətəlz bɪˈkɔːz ɪt siːmz ðə ˈoʊnli θɪŋ tuː duː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

capitals noun US /ˈkæpətəlz/

plural of “capital” — assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading “And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.”

cosmic adjective US /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading “A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.”

handy adjective US /ˈhændi/

easy to reach

From this reading “Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.”

nightmare noun US /ˈnaɪt.mɛr/

A terrifying or distressing dream.

From this reading “A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.”

presume verb US /prɪˈzuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading “A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.”

tame verb US /teɪm/

correct by punishment or discipline

From this reading “A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.”

weird adjective US /wɪrd/

suggesting the operation of supernatural influences

From this reading “_Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.”

witch noun US /wɪtʃ/

a female sorcerer or magician

From this reading “A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And this was one to be proud of.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading _Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.

capitalsnounUS /ˈkæpətəlz/

plural of “capital” — assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

cosmicadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

Destiny's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

handyadjectiveUS /ˈhændi/

easy to reach

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

nightmarenounUS /ˈnaɪt.mɛr/

A terrifying or distressing dream.

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And this was one to be proud of.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And this was one to be proud of.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

OtherwiseadverbUS /ˈʌðərwaɪz/

in other respects or ways

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

pencilnounUS /ˈpensəl/

a thin cylindrical pointed writing implement; a rod of marking substance encased in wood

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

presumeverbUS /prɪˈzuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading _Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading And this was one to be proud of.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading _Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.

tameverbUS /teɪm/

correct by punishment or discipline

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading And this was one to be proud of.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And this was one to be proud of.

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading _Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And this was one to be proud of.

weirdadjectiveUS /wɪrd/

suggesting the operation of supernatural influences

From this reading _Destiny's tricks can be pretty weird sometimes.

witchnounUS /wɪtʃ/

a female sorcerer or magician

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading And I put the word "He" in capitals because it seems the only thing to do.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Otherwise He would not have left paper and pencil handy for me to use.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading A cosmic joke, a witch that could make a nightmare seem tame!_ I am writing this because I presume He wants me to.

Chapter 1 of Learning Theory by James V. McConnell holds 305 sentences, grouped into 61 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 305 sentences of Learning Theory, unabridged, divided into 61 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Learning Theory

Words and structures a reader meets early in Learning Theory, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Destiny's
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Learning Theory; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Tricks
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Learning Theory; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Pretty
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Learning Theory; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Weird
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Learning Theory; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.