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Letters from a Son to His Self-Made Father
Letters from a Son to His Self-Made Father

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Letters from a Son to His Self-Made Father is here in full — 464 sentences across 93 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.
_Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.
From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.
As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.
After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Letters from a Son to His Self-Made Father

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Letters from a Son to His Self-Made Father is here in full — 464 sentences across 93 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/92 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.
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_Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.
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From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.
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As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.
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After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

conspiring verb US /kənˈspaɪrɪŋ/

-ing form of “conspire” — engage in plotting or enter into a conspiracy, swear together

From this reading “This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.”

dissected adjective US /daɪˈsektəd/

having one or more indentations reaching nearly to the midrib

From this reading “This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.”

joker noun US /ˈdʒoʊkər/

a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading “This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.”

laundry noun US /ˈlɔːndri/

garments or white goods that can be cleaned by laundering

From this reading “This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.”

midget noun US /ˈmɪdʒət/

a person who is markedly small

From this reading “After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.”

saws noun US /sɔːz/

plural of “saw” — a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading “This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.”

thumped verb US /θʌmpt/

past form of “thump” — move rhythmically

From this reading “As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.”

unremitting adjective US /ˌʌnrɪˈmɪtɪŋ/

uninterrupted in time and indefinitely long continuing

From this reading “As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

six days noun + noun

In this reading “_Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.”

some men adjective + noun

In this reading “_Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

admiringverbUS /ædˈmaɪrɪŋ/

-ing form of “admire” — feel admiration for

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

applicationnounUS /ˌæpləˈkeɪʃən/

the act of bringing something to bear; using it for a particular purpose

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

cannot

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From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

circumstancesnounUS /ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

conceitnounUS /kənˈsiːt/

feelings of excessive pride

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

conspiringverbUS /kənˈspaɪrɪŋ/

-ing form of “conspire” — engage in plotting or enter into a conspiracy, swear together

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

constantlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːnstəntli/

without variation or change, in every case

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

day'snounUS /deɪz/

possessive form of “day” — time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

defeatnounUS /dɪˈfiːt/

an unsuccessful ending to a struggle or contest

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

dissectedadjectiveUS /daɪˈsektəd/

having one or more indentations reaching nearly to the midrib

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

dyed-in-the-wool

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From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

expressedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsprest/

communicated in words

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

failverbUS /feɪl/

fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

flatterernoun

a person who uses flattery

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

guiltyadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪlti/

responsible for or chargeable with a reprehensible act

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

holdingnounUS /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

instancesnounUS /ˈɪnstənsəz/

plural of “instance” — an occurrence of something

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

jokernounUS /ˈdʒoʊkər/

a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

knowledgenounUS /ˈnɑːlədʒ/

the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

laundrynounUS /ˈlɔːndri/

garments or white goods that can be cleaned by laundering

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

midgetnounUS /ˈmɪdʒət/

a person who is markedly small

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

moraladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrəl/

concerned with principles of right and wrong or conforming to standards of behavior and character based on those principles

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

notedadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊtəd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

observationnounUS /ˌɑːbzərˈveɪʃən/

the act of making and recording a measurement

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

ParnounUS /pɑːr/

(golf) the standard number of strokes set for each hole on a golf course, or for the entire course

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

persistencynoun

persistent determination

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

perusalnounUS /pərˈuːzəl/

reading carefully with intent to remember

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

philosophicaladjectiveUS /ˌfɪləˈsɑːfɪkəl/

of or relating to philosophy or philosophers

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

pile-driver

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From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

sawsnounUS /sɔːz/

plural of “saw” — a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

self-admiration

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From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

sententiousadjective

abounding in or given to pompous or aphoristic moralizing

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

spendverbUS /spend/

use up a period of time in a specific way

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

thumpedverbUS /θʌmpt/

past form of “thump” — move rhythmically

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

unremittingadjectiveUS /ˌʌnrɪˈmɪtɪŋ/

uninterrupted in time and indefinitely long continuing

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

valuableadjectiveUS /ˈvæljəbəl/

having great material or monetary value especially for use or exchange

From this reading After the perusal of one of your letters, I always feel so small that if I looked as I felt I'd be valuable as a midget.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading As for self-admiration, the glass which you are constantly holding before me is no flatterer, and conceit has been thumped out of me with the unremitting persistency of a pile-driver.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading _Par example_, I fail to see the application to me of your sententious observation that some men do a day's work and then spend six days admiring it.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading From your knowledge of me, as expressed in your letters, you cannot believe me guilty of the day's work.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading This instance of circumstances and a laundry conspiring to defeat a practical joker may not have a dyed-in-the-wool moral, but it has a philosophical ring and I have often noted that your wise saws and modern instances often sound better than they look when dissected.

Chapter 5 of Letters from a Son to His Self-Made Father by Charles Eustace Merriman holds 464 sentences, grouped into 93 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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