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Chapter V · Chapter 5

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For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.
I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.
They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.
I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’
Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.
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Life's Handicap

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Life's Handicap is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.
/fɔːr ɔːl ðæt aɪ wɪʃ wiː hæd ə fjuː mɔːr ʌv ðem/
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I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.
Line 3
They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.
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I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’
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Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.
/nɑːt ˈlaɪkli tuː biː mʌtʃ ˈdɪfəkəlti əˈbaʊt ðæt sɜːr sed ðə ˈædʒətənt/

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adjutant noun US /ˈædʒətənt/

an officer who acts as military assistant to a more senior officer

From this reading “‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.”

backbone noun US /ˈbækboʊn/

a central cohesive source of support and stability

From this reading “They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.”

decency noun US /ˈdiːsənsi/

the quality of conforming to standards of propriety and morality

From this reading “I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’”

depot noun US /ˈdiːpoʊ/

station where transport vehicles load or unload passengers or goods

From this reading “I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.”

offensive adjective US /əˈfensɪv/

violating or tending to violate or offend against

From this reading “I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.”

prowl verb US /praʊl/

move about in or as if in a predatory manner

From this reading “They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.”

regiment verb US /ˈredʒəmənt/

subject to rigid discipline, order, and systematization

From this reading “I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.”

villain noun US /ˈvɪlən/

a wicked or evil person; someone who does evil deliberately

From this reading “I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

acceptverbUS /ækˈsept/

consider or hold as true

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

adjutantnounUS /ˈædʒətənt/

an officer who acts as military assistant to a more senior officer

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

backbonenounUS /ˈbækboʊn/

a central cohesive source of support and stability

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

cardsnounUS /kɑːrdz/

a game played with playing cards

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

decencynounUS /ˈdiːsənsi/

the quality of conforming to standards of propriety and morality

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

depotnounUS /ˈdiːpoʊ/

station where transport vehicles load or unload passengers or goods

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

difficultynounUS /ˈdɪfəkəlti/

an effort that is inconvenient

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

explanationnounUS /ˌekspləˈneɪʃən/

a statement that makes something comprehensible by describing the relevant structure or operation or circumstances etc.

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

forgiveverbUS /fərˈɡɪv/

stop blaming or grant forgiveness

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

mealy-mouthedadjective

hesitant to state facts or opinions simply and directly as from e.g. timidity or hypocrisy

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

offensiveadjectiveUS /əˈfensɪv/

violating or tending to violate or offend against

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

pasty-faced

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

prowlverbUS /praʊl/

move about in or as if in a predatory manner

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

quartersnounUS /ˈkwɔːrtərz/

housing available for people to live in

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

regimentverbUS /ˈredʒəmənt/

subject to rigid discipline, order, and systematization

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

shifty-eyed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading ‘Not likely to be much difficulty about that, sir,’ said the adjutant.

slouchers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They don’t seem to have backbone enough to do anything but play cards and prowl round the married quarters.

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

villainnounUS /ˈvɪlən/

a wicked or evil person; someone who does evil deliberately

From this reading I believe I’d forgive that old villain on the spot if he turned up with any sort of explanation that I could in decency accept.’

virtuenounUS /ˈvɝː.tʃuː/

Moral excellence and goodness of character; the highest human attainment in Stoic philosophy.

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

well-conductedadjective

characterized by good organization and control

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading ‘For all that, I wish we had a few more of them.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

worryverbUS /ˈwɜːri/

be worried, concerned, anxious, troubled, or uneasy

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading I like a well-conducted regiment, but these pasty-faced, shifty-eyed, mealy-mouthed young slouchers from the depot worry me sometimes with their offensive virtue.

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