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Life's Handicap

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of Life's Handicap is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.
I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’
Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.
Are we not conspirin all we can, an while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?
Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’
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Life's Handicap

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of Life's Handicap is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.
Line 2
I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’
Line 3
Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.
Line 4
Are we not conspirinall we can, anwhile we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?
Line 5
Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beer noun US /bɪr/

a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops

From this reading “‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’”

comrades noun US /ˈkɑːmrædz/

plural of “comrade” — a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading “Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’”

conspire verb US /kənˈspaɪər/

engage in plotting or enter into a conspiracy, swear together

From this reading “‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?”

entitled adjective US /enˈtaɪtəld/

qualified for by right according to law

From this reading “‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?”

perish verb US /ˈperɪʃ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading “Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’”

reminds verb US /riˈmaɪndz/

third-person singular of “remind” — put in the mind of someone

From this reading “‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’”

son's noun US /sʌnz/

possessive form of “son” — a male human offspring

twinkle verb US /ˈtwɪŋkəl/

gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading “‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

Areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

beernounUS /bɪr/

a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

burdennounUS /ˈbɜːrdən/

an onerous or difficult concern

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

burial-party

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From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

comradesnounUS /ˈkɑːmrædz/

plural of “comrade” — a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

conspireverbUS /kənˈspaɪər/

engage in plotting or enter into a conspiracy, swear together

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

conspirin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

Dan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

dhrinks

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

dhry

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

drouthnoun

a prolonged shortage

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

Egan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

entitledadjectiveUS /enˈtaɪtəld/

qualified for by right according to law

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

freeverbUS /friː/

grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

Fwhy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

HorsenounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

ould

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

perishverbUS /ˈperɪʃ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

Phew

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

powerfuladjectiveUS /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

remindsverbUS /riˈmaɪndz/

third-person singular of “remind” — put in the mind of someone

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

son'snounUS /sʌnz/

possessive form of “son” — a male human offspring

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

stretchedadjectiveUS /stretʃt/

(of muscles) relieved of stiffness by stretching

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

SureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

there'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading ‘I’m powerful dhry, and this reminds me there’ll be no more beer at all.’

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

twinkleverbUS /ˈtwɪŋkəl/

gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading ‘Phew,’ said Horse Egan, when a burial-party had taken over the burden.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading ‘Are we not conspirin’ all we can, an’ while we conspire are we not entitled to free dhrinks?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading ‘Fwhy not?’ said Dan, with a twinkle in his eye as he stretched himself for rest.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Sure his ould mother in New York would not let her son’s comrades perish of drouth--if she can be reached at the end of a letter.’

Chapter 14 of Life's Handicap by Rudyard Kipling holds 410 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 14 holds 410 sentences of Life's Handicap, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

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Northern
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India
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Stood
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Monastery
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