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Lincoln's yarns and stories
Lincoln's yarns and stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Lincoln's yarns and stories is here in full — 175 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.
He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.
Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.
Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.
President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.
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Lincoln's yarns and stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Lincoln's yarns and stories is here in full — 175 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.
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He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.
/hiː wɑːz ðə fɜːrst tʃiːf ɪɡˈzekjətɪv tuː daɪ æt ðə hændz ʌv æn əˈsæsən/
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Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.
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Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.
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President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

advancement noun US /ədˈvænsmənt/

encouragement of the progress or growth or acceptance of something

From this reading “Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.”

America's noun US /əˈmerəkəz/

possessive form of “america” — North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

Emancipation noun US /ɪˌmænsəˈpeɪʃən/

freeing someone from the control of another; especially a parent's relinquishing authority and control over a minor child

From this reading “A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.”

Executive noun US /ɪɡˈzekjətɪv/

a person responsible for the administration of a business

From this reading “He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.”

intuitive adjective US /ˌɪnˈtuːətɪv/

spontaneously derived from or prompted by a natural tendency

From this reading “A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.”

squalid adjective US /ˈskwɑːləd/

morally degraded

From this reading “Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.”

Teller noun US /ˈtelər/

United States physicist (born in Hungary) who worked on the first atom bomb and the first hydrogen bomb (1908-2003)

From this reading “A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.”

Wilkes noun US /wɪlks/

English reformer who published attacks on George III and supported the rights of the American colonists (1727-1797)

From this reading “President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.”

All words in this reading · 92

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15th

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From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

1809

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From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

1865

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From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

AbrahamnounUS /ˈeɪbrəhæm/

the first of the Old Testament patriarchs and the father of Isaac; according to Genesis, God promised to give Abraham's family (the Hebrews) the land of Canaan (the Promised Land); God tested Abraham by asking him to sacrifice his son

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

advancementnounUS /ədˈvænsmənt/

encouragement of the progress or growth or acceptance of something

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

affairsnounUS /əˈferz/

matters of personal concern

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

America'snounUS /əˈmerəkəz/

possessive form of “america” — North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

AnecdotesnounUS /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

apparentlyadverbUS /əˈperəntli/

from appearances alone

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

AprilnounUS /ˈeɪprəl/

the month following March and preceding May

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

assassinnounUS /əˈsæsən/

a murderer (especially one who kills a prominent political figure) who kills by a surprise attack and often is hired to do the deed

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

BoothnounUS /buːθ/

a table (in a restaurant or bar) surrounded by two high-backed benches

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

BornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

cabinnounUS /ˈkæbən/

small room on a ship or boat where people sleep

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

chancesnounUS /ˈtʃænsəz/

plural of “chance” — a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

ChiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

CollectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

CompleteverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

diplomatistnoun

an official engaged in international negotiations

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

educationnounUS /ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃən/

the activities of educating or instructing; activities that impart knowledge or skill

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

EmancipationnounUS /ɪˌmænsəˈpeɪʃən/

freeing someone from the control of another; especially a parent's relinquishing authority and control over a minor child

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

ExecutivenounUS /ɪɡˈzekjətɪv/

a person responsible for the administration of a business

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

FamousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

freedverbUS /friːd/

past form of “free” — grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

FunnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

GreatestadjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtəst/

highest in quality

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

hopelessadjectiveUS /ˈhoʊpləs/

without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

intuitiveadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtuːətɪv/

spontaneously derived from or prompted by a natural tendency

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

keenadjectiveUS /kiːn/

having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

KentuckynounUS /kənˈtʌki/

a state in east central United States; a border state during the American Civil War; famous for breeding race horses

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

knowledgenounUS /ˈnɑːlədʒ/

the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

LincolnnounUS /ˈlɪŋkən/

16th President of the United States; saved the Union during the American Civil War and emancipated the slaves; was assassinated by Booth (1809-1865)

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

logverbUS /lɔːɡ/

enter into a log, as on ships and planes

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

meritnounUS /ˈmerət/

any admirable quality or attribute

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

millionnounUS /ˈmɪljən/

the number that is represented as a one followed by 6 zeros

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

politiciannounUS /ˌpɑːləˈtɪʃən/

a leader engaged in civil administration

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

possessedadjectiveUS /pəˈzest/

influenced or controlled by a powerful force such as a strong emotion

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

PresidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

ProclamationnounUS /ˌprɑːkləˈmeɪʃən/

a formal public statement

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

profoundadjectiveUS /proʊˈfaʊnd/

showing intellectual penetration or emotional depth

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

sheeradjectiveUS /ʃɪr/

complete and without restriction or qualification; sometimes used informally as intensifiers

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

shrewdadjectiveUS /ʃruːd/

marked by practical hardheaded intelligence

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

slavesnounUS /sleɪvz/

plural of “slave” — a person who is owned by someone

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

squalidadjectiveUS /ˈskwɑːləd/

morally degraded

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

statesmannounUS /ˈsteɪtsmən/

a man who is a respected leader in national or international affairs

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

StorynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

surroundingsnounUS /sərˈaʊndɪŋz/

the environmental condition

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

TellernounUS /ˈtelər/

United States physicist (born in Hungary) who worked on the first atom bomb and the first hydrogen bomb (1908-2003)

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

TellingadjectiveUS /ˈtelɪŋ/

disclosing unintentionally something concealed

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

thoroughadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːroʊ/

painstakingly careful and accurate

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He was the first Chief Executive to die at the hands of an assassin.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Born in a Kentucky log cabin in 1809, his surroundings being squalid, his chances for advancement were apparently hopeless.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

WilkesnounUS /wɪlks/

English reformer who published attacks on George III and supported the rights of the American colonists (1727-1797)

From this reading President Lincoln died April 15th, 1865, having been shot by J. Wilkes Booth the night before.

will-power

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

WithoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Without school education he rose to power by sheer merit and will-power.

WittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading A Complete Collection of the Funny and Witty Anecdotes that made Abraham Lincoln Famous as America’s Greatest Story Teller ABRAHAM LINCOLN, the Great Story Telling President, whose Emancipation Proclamation freed more than four million slaves, was a keen politician, profound statesman, shrewd diplomatist, a thorough judge of men and possessed of an intuitive knowledge of affairs.

Chapter 1 of Lincoln's yarns and stories by Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly) McClure holds 175 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Lincoln's yarns and stories contain?

Chapter 1 holds 175 sentences of Lincoln's yarns and stories, unabridged, divided into 35 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Lincoln's yarns and stories by Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly) McClure exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 175 sentences, grouped into 35 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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