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Literary Blunders

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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SCHOOLBOYS' BLUNDERS.
THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.
The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.
If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.
All classes of blunders may be found among these.
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Literary Blunders

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Literary Blunders is here in full — 209 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/41 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
SCHOOLBOYS' BLUNDERS.
/ˈskuːlbɔɪz ˈblʌndərz/
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THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.
/ðə ˈblʌndərz ʌv ðə ɪɡˈzæmənd fɔːrm ə ˈfruːtfəl sɔːrs ʌv əˈmjuːzmənt fɔːr ʌs ɔːl ənd ˈmeni ˈkɑːmɪkəl ˈɪnstənsəz hæv bɪn ˈpʌblɪʃt/
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The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.
/ðə mɪˈsteɪks wɪtʃ ɑːr ˈkɑːnstəntli əˈkɜːrɪŋ mʌst ˈnætʃərəli biː ˌɪˈnuːmərəbəl bʌt ˈoʊnli ə fjuː ʌv ðem raɪz tuː ðə ˈdɪɡnəti ʌv ə ˈblʌndər/
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If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.
/ɪf ɪt biː ˈdɪfəkəlt tuː dɪˈfaɪn ə ˈblʌndər ˈprɑːbəbliː ðə best ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən ʌv wʌt ɪt ɪz wɪl biː faʊnd ɪn ðə ˈænsərz ʌv ðə bɔɪz ˈʌndər ɪɡˌzæməˈneɪʃən/
Line 5
All classes of blunders may be found among these.
/ɔːl ˈklæsəz ʌv ˈblʌndərz meɪ biː faʊnd əˈmʌŋ ðiːz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blunder verb US /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading “The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.”

blunders noun US /ˈblʌndərz/

plural of “blunder” — an embarrassing mistake

From this reading “SCHOOLBOYS' BLUNDERS.”

comical adjective US /ˈkɑːmɪkəl/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.”

define verb US /dɪˈfaɪn/

determine the essential quality of

From this reading “If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.”

fruitful adjective US /ˈfruːtfəl/

productive or conducive to producing in abundance

From this reading “THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.”

illustration noun US /ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən/

artwork that helps make something clear or attractive

From this reading “If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.”

occurring verb US /əˈkɜːrɪŋ/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading “The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.”

schoolboys noun US /ˈskuːlbɔɪz/

plural of “schoolboy” — a boy attending school

From this reading “SCHOOLBOYS' BLUNDERS.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading All classes of blunders may be found among these.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

answersnounUS /ˈænsərz/

plural of “answer” — a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

blunderverbUS /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

BLUNDERSnounUS /ˈblʌndərz/

plural of “blunder” — an embarrassing mistake

From this reading SCHOOLBOYS' BLUNDERS.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

classesnounUS /ˈklæsəz/

plural of “class” — a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading All classes of blunders may be found among these.

comicaladjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmɪkəl/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

constantlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːnstəntli/

without variation or change, in every case

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

defineverbUS /dɪˈfaɪn/

determine the essential quality of

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

difficultadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfəkəlt/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

dignitynounUS /ˈdɪɡnəti/

the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

examinationnounUS /ɪɡˌzæməˈneɪʃən/

the act of examining something closely (as for mistakes)

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

examinedverbUS /ɪɡˈzæmənd/

past form of “examine” — consider in detail and subject to an analysis in order to discover essential features or meaning

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

fruitfuladjectiveUS /ˈfruːtfəl/

productive or conducive to producing in abundance

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

illustrationnounUS /ˌɪləˈstreɪʃən/

artwork that helps make something clear or attractive

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

innumerableadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnuːmərəbəl/

too numerous to be counted

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

instancesnounUS /ˈɪnstənsəz/

plural of “instance” — an occurrence of something

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading All classes of blunders may be found among these.

mistakesnounUS /mɪˈsteɪks/

plural of “mistake” — a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

naturallyadverbUS /ˈnætʃərəli/

as might be expected

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

occurringverbUS /əˈkɜːrɪŋ/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

publishedadjectiveUS /ˈpʌblɪʃt/

prepared and printed for distribution and sale

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

riseverbUS /raɪz/

move upward

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

SCHOOLBOYSnounUS /ˈskuːlbɔɪz/

plural of “schoolboy” — a boy attending school

From this reading SCHOOLBOYS' BLUNDERS.

sourcenounUS /sɔːrs/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading All classes of blunders may be found among these.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading THE blunders of the examined form a fruitful source of amusement for us all, and many comical instances have been published.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The mistakes which are constantly occurring must naturally be innumerable, but only a few of them rise to the dignity of a blunder.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If it be difficult to define a blunder, probably the best illustration of what it is will be found in the answers of the boys under examination.

Chapter 7 of Literary Blunders by Henry B. (Henry Benjamin) Wheatley holds 209 sentences, grouped into 42 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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