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Literary Lapses

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"
Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.
The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.
"She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."
With these words he opened the door of an inner room.
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Literary Lapses

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Literary Lapses is here in full — 15 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"
/æz suːn æz ðə tʃaɪldz ˈmælədi hæd dɪˈklerd ˌɪtˈself ðə əˈflɪktɪd ˈperənts ʌv ðə meɪ kwiːn ˈteləɡræft tuː ˈtenɪsən ˈaʊər tʃaɪld ɡɔːn ˈkreɪzi ɑːn səbˈdʒekt ʌv ˈɜːrli ˈraɪzɪŋ kʊd juː kʌm ənd raɪt sʌm ˈpoʊətri əˈbaʊt hɜːr/
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Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.
/ˈælfrəd ˈɔːlweɪz prɑːmpt tuː fɪl ˈɔːrdərz ɪn ˈraɪtɪŋ frʌm ðə ˈkʌntri keɪm daʊn ɑːn ðə ˈiːvnɪŋ treɪn/
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The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.
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"She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."
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With these words he opened the door of an inner room.
/wɪð ðiːz wɜːrdz hiː ˈoʊpənd ðə dɔːr ʌv æn ˈɪnər ruːm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

afflicted adjective US /əˈflɪktɪd/

grievously affected especially by disease

From this reading “As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"”

bee noun US /biː/

any of numerous hairy-bodied insects including social and solitary species

From this reading “"She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."”

child's noun US /tʃaɪldz/

possessive form of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading “As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"”

malady noun US /ˈmælədi/

any unwholesome or desperate condition

From this reading “As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"”

prompt verb US /prɑːmpt/

give an incentive for action

From this reading “Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.”

telegraphed verb US /ˈteləɡræft/

past form of “telegraph” — send cables, wires, or telegrams

From this reading “As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"”

Tennyson noun US /ˈtenɪsən/

Englishman and Victorian poet (1809-1892)

From this reading “As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"”

warmly adverb US /ˈwɔːrmli/

in a hearty manner

From this reading “The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

afflictedadjectiveUS /əˈflɪktɪd/

grievously affected especially by disease

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

ain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

AlfrednounUS /ˈælfrəd/

king of Wessex; defeated the Vikings and encouraged writing in English (849-899)

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

beenounUS /biː/

any of numerous hairy-bodied insects including social and solitary species

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

child'snounUS /tʃaɪldz/

possessive form of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

cottagernoun

someone who lives in a cottage

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

daughternounUS /ˈdɔːtər/

a female human offspring

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

declaredadjectiveUS /dɪˈklerd/

made known or openly avowed

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

fillverbUS /fɪl/

make full, also in a metaphorical sense

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

greetedverbUS /ˈɡriːtəd/

past form of “greet” — express greetings upon meeting someone

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

inneradjectiveUS /ˈɪnər/

located inward

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

maladynounUS /ˈmælədi/

any unwholesome or desperate condition

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

Maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

ordersnounUS /ˈɔːrdərz/

plural of “order” — (often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

parentsnounUS /ˈperənts/

plural of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

poetnounUS /ˈpoʊət/

a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

poetrynounUS /ˈpoʊətri/

literature in metrical form

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

promptverbUS /prɑːmpt/

give an incentive for action

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

QueennounUS /kwiːn/

the only fertile female in a colony of social insects such as bees and ants and termites; its function is to lay eggs

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

risingadjectiveUS /ˈraɪzɪŋ/

advancing or becoming higher or greater in degree or value or status

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

summat

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

telegraphedverbUS /ˈteləɡræft/

past form of “telegraph” — send cables, wires, or telegrams

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

TennysonnounUS /ˈtenɪsən/

Englishman and Victorian poet (1809-1892)

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

trainverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

unfortunateadjectiveUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənət/

not favored by fortune; marked or accompanied by or resulting in ill fortune

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

warmlyadverbUS /ˈwɔːrmli/

in a hearty manner

From this reading The old cottager greeted the poet warmly, and began at once to speak of the state of his unfortunate daughter.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading With these words he opened the door of an inner room.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading Alfred, always prompt to fill orders in writing from the country, came down on the evening train.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading As soon as the child's malady had declared itself the afflicted parents of the May Queen telegraphed to Tennyson, "Our child gone crazy on subject of early rising, could you come and write some poetry about her?"

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading "She was took queer in May," he said, "along of a sort of bee that the young folks had; she ain't been just right since; happen you might do summat."

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Common questions about reading Literary Lapses by Stephen Leacock on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Literary Lapses?

Yes. All 211 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #6340 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Literary Lapses is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #6340, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Literary Lapses take to read?

About 17 minutes of reading across 43 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Literary Lapses section by section

How to work through Literary Lapses section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 3 chapters of Literary Lapses to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Literary Lapses

Words and structures a reader meets early in Literary Lapses, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Child's
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Literary Lapses; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Malady
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Literary Lapses; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Declared
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Literary Lapses; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Itself
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Literary Lapses; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.