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Literary Lapses
Literary Lapses

Chapter II

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It was too true.
Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.
Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.
"Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.
"Give him water!"
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Literary Lapses

Chapter II

Reading 1/139 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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It was too true.
Line 2
Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.
Line 3
Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.
Line 4
"Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.
Line 5
"Give him water!"

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Cried noun US /cried/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.”

Little noun US /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.”

Passed noun US /passed/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.”

All words in this reading · 43

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Adolphus

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

baby

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

back

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From this reading "Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.

bolted

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

boy

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

child

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

chip

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

Christmas

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

Clap

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From this reading "Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.

concentrated

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

criednounUS /cried/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.

Dear

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

dinner

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

distracted

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From this reading "Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.

down

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

fifty

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

Give

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From this reading "Give him water!"

golden-haired

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

grabbed

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

Gustavus

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.

hundred

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was too true.

littlenounUS /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

mother

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From this reading "Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.

nourishment

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

oesophagus

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

off

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Clap him on the back!" cried the distracted mother.

passednounUS /passed/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

poker

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

pounds

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.

Three

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

too

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From this reading It was too true.

true

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From this reading It was too true.

unthinking

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From this reading Three hundred and fifty pounds of concentrated nourishment passed down the oesophagus of the unthinking child.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was too true.

water

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From this reading "Give him water!"

whole

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From this reading Dear little Gustavus Adolphus, the golden-haired baby boy, had grabbed the whole Christmas dinner off the poker chip and bolted it.