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Literary Lapses

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Literary Lapses is here in full — 178 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Time moved on and spring came.
Still the girl baffled the poet.
"I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."
Tennyson was fast losing hope.
Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.
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Literary Lapses

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Literary Lapses is here in full — 178 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Time moved on and spring came.
/taɪm muːvd ɑːn ənd sprɪŋ keɪm/
Line 2
Still the girl baffled the poet.
/stɪl ðə ɡɜːrl ˈbæfəld ðə ˈpoʊət/
Line 3
"I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."
/aɪ θɔːt tuː pæs əˈweɪ bɪˈfɔːr ʃiː wʊd seɪ wɪð ə ˈmɑːkɪŋ ɡrɪn bʌt jet əˈlaɪv aɪ æm ˈælfrəd əˈlaɪv aɪ æm/
Line 4
Tennyson was fast losing hope.
/ˈtenɪsən wɑːz fæst ˈluːzɪŋ hoʊp/
Line 5
Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Alfred noun US /ˈælfrəd/

king of Wessex; defeated the Vikings and encouraged writing in English (849-899)

From this reading “"I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."”

baffled noun US /ˈbæfəld/

people who are frustrated and perplexed

From this reading “Still the girl baffled the poet.”

grin noun US /ɡrɪn/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading “"I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."”

losing verb US /ˈluːzɪŋ/

-ing form of “lose” — fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading “Tennyson was fast losing hope.”

mocking adjective US /ˈmɑːkɪŋ/

abusing vocally; expressing contempt or ridicule

From this reading “"I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."”

negro noun US /ˈniːɡroʊ/

a person with African ancestry, "Negro" and "Negroid" are archaic and pejorative today

From this reading “Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.”

porter noun US /ˈpɔːrtər/

a person employed to carry luggage and supplies

From this reading “Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.”

Tennyson noun US /ˈtenɪsən/

Englishman and Victorian poet (1809-1892)

From this reading “Tennyson was fast losing hope.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

AlfrednounUS /ˈælfrəd/

king of Wessex; defeated the Vikings and encouraged writing in English (849-899)

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

aliveadjectiveUS /əˈlaɪv/

possessing life

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Time moved on and spring came.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

bafflednounUS /ˈbæfəld/

people who are frustrated and perplexed

From this reading Still the girl baffled the poet.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Time moved on and spring came.

colouradjectiveUS /ˈkʌlər/

having or capable of producing colors

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

fastadverbUS /fæst/

quickly or rapidly (often used as a combining form)

From this reading Tennyson was fast losing hope.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading Still the girl baffled the poet.

grinnounUS /ɡrɪn/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading Tennyson was fast losing hope.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

losingverbUS /ˈluːzɪŋ/

-ing form of “lose” — fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading Tennyson was fast losing hope.

mockingadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːkɪŋ/

abusing vocally; expressing contempt or ridicule

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

movedadjectiveUS /muːvd/

being excited or provoked to the expression of an emotion

From this reading Time moved on and spring came.

negronounUS /ˈniːɡroʊ/

a person with African ancestry, "Negro" and "Negroid" are archaic and pejorative today

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Time moved on and spring came.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

passverbUS /pæs/

go across or through

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

poetnounUS /ˈpoʊət/

a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading Still the girl baffled the poet.

porternounUS /ˈpɔːrtər/

a person employed to carry luggage and supplies

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

Pullman-car

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

quartersnounUS /ˈkwɔːrtərz/

housing available for people to live in

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

retiredadjectiveUS /rɪˈtaɪrd/

no longer active in your work or profession

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

risingadjectiveUS /ˈraɪzɪŋ/

advancing or becoming higher or greater in degree or value or status

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

springnounUS /sprɪŋ/

the season of growth

From this reading Time moved on and spring came.

StilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Still the girl baffled the poet.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

TennysonnounUS /ˈtenɪsən/

Englishman and Victorian poet (1809-1892)

From this reading Tennyson was fast losing hope.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Still the girl baffled the poet.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

TimenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Time moved on and spring came.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

touchverbUS /tʌtʃ/

make physical contact with, come in contact with

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Tennyson was fast losing hope.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

WornverbUS /wɔːrn/

Damaged or thinned by continuous use.

From this reading Worn out with early rising, they engaged a retired Pullman-car porter to take up his quarters, and being a negro his presence added a touch of colour to their life.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading "I thought to pass away before," she would say with a mocking grin, "but yet alive I am, Alfred, alive I am."

Chapter 3 of Literary Lapses by Stephen Leacock holds 178 sentences, grouped into 36 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 178 sentences of Literary Lapses, unabridged, divided into 36 reading sections.

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Child's
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