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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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"Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.
Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."
OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.
His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.
Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.
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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I is here in full — 369 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/73 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.
Line 2
Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."
Line 3
OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.
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His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.
/hɪz hɑːrt wɑːz ˈoʊ.pən æz ðə deɪ hɪz ˈfiːlɪŋz ɔːl wɜːr truː hɪz her wɑːz sʌm ˌɪnˈklaɪnd tuː ɡreɪ hiː wɔːr ɪt ɪn ə kjuː/
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Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

Learner Dictionary

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Campbell noun US /ˈkæmbəl/

United States mythologist (1904-1987)

From this reading “Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."”

cane noun US /keɪn/

a stick that people can lean on to help them walk

From this reading “Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.”

grimes noun US /ɡraɪmz/

plural of “grime” — the state of being covered with unclean things

From this reading “OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.”

ivory noun US /ˈaɪvəri/

a hard smooth ivory colored dentine that makes up most of the tusks of elephants and walruses

From this reading “Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.”

queue noun US /kjuː/

a line of people or vehicles waiting for something

From this reading “His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.”

strain noun US /streɪn/

(physics) deformation of a physical body under the action of applied forces

From this reading “Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."”

swallow verb US /ˈswɑːloʊ/

pass through the esophagus as part of eating or drinking

From this reading “Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."”

trammel noun US /ˈtræməl/

a fishing net with three layers; the outer two are coarse mesh and the loose inner layer is fine mesh

From this reading “"Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

auntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

breastnounUS /brest/

the front of the trunk from the neck to the abdomen

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

burn'd

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From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

button'd

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From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

CampbellnounUS /ˈkæmbəl/

United States mythologist (1904-1987)

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

canenounUS /keɪn/

a stick that people can lean on to help them walk

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

coatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

don't

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From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

feelingsnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋz/

emotional or moral sensitivity (especially in relation to personal principles or dignity)

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

graynounUS /ɡreɪ/

a neutral achromatic color midway between white and black

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

GRIMESnounUS /ɡraɪmz/

plural of “grime” — the state of being covered with unclean things

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

inclinedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈklaɪnd/

(often followed by “to”) having a preference, disposition, or tendency

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

ivorynounUS /ˈaɪvəri/

a hard smooth ivory colored dentine that makes up most of the tusks of elephants and walruses

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

Nat

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

NorconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

OLDadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

painnounUS /peɪn/

a symptom of some physical hurt or disorder

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

pitynounUS /ˈpɪti/

a feeling of sympathy and sorrow for the misfortunes of others

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

queuenounUS /kjuː/

a line of people or vehicles waiting for something

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

strainnounUS /streɪn/

(physics) deformation of a physical body under the action of applied forces

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

swallowverbUS /ˈswɑːloʊ/

pass through the esophagus as part of eating or drinking

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

trammelnounUS /ˈtræməl/

a fishing net with three layers; the outer two are coarse mesh and the loose inner layer is fine mesh

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

turn'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading OLD GRIMES Old Grimes is dead; that good old man We never shall see more: He used to wear a long, black coat, All button'd down before.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

Whene'er

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Whene'er he heard the voice of pain, His breast with pity burn'd: The large, round head upon his cane From ivory was turn'd.

woreverbUS /wɔːr/

inflected form of “wear” — be dressed in

From this reading His heart was open as the day, His feelings all were true: His hair was some inclined to gray-- He wore it in a queue.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Nor strain at a Nat while you swallow a Campbell."

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading "Dear aunt, don't attempt my young feelings to trammel.

Chapter 2 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I by Thomas L. [Editor] Masson holds 369 sentences, grouped into 74 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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