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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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"Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."
"Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"
"Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."
"Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.
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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I is here in full — 390 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."
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"Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"
/wer duː juː ˈjuːʒəwəli pʊt ðə ˈhɔːrsəz ʌv ˈklɜːrdʒimɪn huː kʌm tuː siː jɔːr ˈmæstər/
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"Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."
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"Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."
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JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

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Baptist noun US /ˈbæptəst/

follower of Baptistic doctrines

From this reading “"Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."”

Billet noun US /ˈbɪlət/

a short personal letter

From this reading “JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.”

cussed adjective US /kʌst/

stubbornly persistent in wrongdoing

From this reading “JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.”

Episcopalian noun US /ɪˌpɪskəˈpeɪliən/

a member of the Episcopal church

From this reading “"Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."”

fife noun US /faɪf/

a small high-pitched flute similar to a piccolo; has a shrill tone and is used chiefly to accompany drums in a marching band

From this reading “JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.”

inter verb US /ˌɪnˈtɜːr/

place in a grave or tomb

From this reading “JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.”

Methodist adjective US /ˈmeθədəst/

of or pertaining to or characteristic of the branch of Protestantism adhering to the views of Wesley

From this reading “"Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."”

recruit verb US /rəˈkruːt/

register formally as a participant or member

From this reading “JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

a-trottin

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From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

arter

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From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

BaptistnounUS /ˈbæptəst/

follower of Baptistic doctrines

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

barnnounUS /bɑːrn/

an outlying farm building for storing grain or animal feed and housing farm animals

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

BilletnounUS /ˈbɪlət/

a short personal letter

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

BobverbUS /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

Buckinum

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From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

builtadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

Chiff

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From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

clergymennounUS /ˈklɜːrdʒimɪn/

plural of “clergyman” — a member of the clergy and a spiritual leader of the Christian Church

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

cussedadjectiveUS /kʌst/

stubbornly persistent in wrongdoing

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

dar's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

dey's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

DrumnounUS /drʌm/

a musical percussion instrument; usually consists of a hollow cylinder with a membrane stretched across each end

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

enuff

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From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

EpiscopaliannounUS /ɪˌpɪskəˈpeɪliən/

a member of the Episcopal church

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

fellernounUS /ˈfelər/

a person who fells trees

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

fifenounUS /faɪf/

a small high-pitched flute similar to a piccolo; has a shrill tone and is used chiefly to accompany drums in a marching band

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

follerin

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From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

gen'ally

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

goe

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From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

horsenounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

horsesnounUS /ˈhɔːrsəz/

plural of “horse” — solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

humverbUS /hʌm/

sing with closed lips

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

interverbUS /ˌɪnˈtɜːr/

place in a grave or tomb

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

JAMESnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

jestnounUS /dʒest/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

LOWELLnounUS /ˈloʊəl/

United States poet (1917-1977)

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

Mas'r

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

MethodistadjectiveUS /ˈmeθədəst/

of or pertaining to or characteristic of the branch of Protestantism adhering to the views of Wesley

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

MisternounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Well, Bob, you can put my horse in the new barn; I'm a Baptist, but my horse is an Episcopalian."

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

ole

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

Piscopals

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

putsnounUS /pʊts/

plural of “put” — the option to sell a given stock (or stock index or commodity future) at a given price before a given date

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

RECRUITverbUS /rəˈkruːt/

register formally as a participant or member

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

RUSSELLnounUS /ˈrʌsəl/

United States religious leader who founded the sect that is now called Jehovah's Witnesses (1852-1916)

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

sah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

servantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

WalesnounUS /weɪlz/

one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; during Roman times the region was known as Cambria

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, sah, if dey's Methodist or Baptist we gen'ally puts 'em in de ole barn, but if dey's 'Piscopals we puts 'em in the new one."

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

writnounUS /rɪt/

(law) a legal document issued by a court or judicial officer

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

wuz

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

YANKEEnounUS /ˈjæŋki/

an American who lives in the North (especially during the American Civil War)

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes, sah," replied the servant; "dar's de old barn, and Mas'r Wales has jest built a new one."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Where do you usually put the horses of clergymen who come to see your master?"

Yung

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL THE YANKEE RECRUIT Mister Buckinum, the follerin Billet was writ hum by a Yung feller of our town that wuz cussed fool enuff to goe a-trottin inter Miss Chiff arter a Drum and fife.

Chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I by Thomas L. [Editor] Masson holds 390 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I contain?

Chapter 3 holds 390 sentences of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I, unabridged, divided into 78 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I by Thomas L. [Editor] Masson exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 390 sentences, grouped into 78 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I?

Work through the 78 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 78 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 3 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 3 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Common questions about reading Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I by Thomas L. [Editor] Masson on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I?

Yes. All 1871 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #21196 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #21196, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I take to read?

About 155 minutes of reading across 375 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I section by section

How to work through Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

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Vocabulary met early in Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Words and structures a reader meets early in Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Little
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Masterpieces
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
American
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Humor
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.