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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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"Of course it is a cross to me.
But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.
Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.
I _hain't_ that enemy to 'em that they think I am.
I can't marry 'em all, Heaven knows I can't, but I wish 'em well."
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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Of course it is a cross to me.
/ʌv kɔːrs ɪt ɪz ə krɔːs tuː miː/
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But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.
Line 3
Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.
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I _hain't_ that enemy to 'em that they think I am.
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I can't marry 'em all, Heaven knows I can't, but I wish 'em well."

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cents noun US /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading “Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.”

cross verb US /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading “"Of course it is a cross to me.”

crosses noun US /ˈkrɔːsɪz/

plural of “cross” — a wooden structure consisting of an upright post with a transverse piece

From this reading “But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.”

enemy noun US /ˈenəmi/

an opposing military force

From this reading “I _hain't_ that enemy to 'em that they think I am.”

generous adjective US /ˈdʒenərəs/

willing to give and share unstintingly

From this reading “Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.”

nigh adjective US /naɪ/

not far distant in time or space or degree or circumstances

From this reading “Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.”

sacrifice noun US /ˈsækrəfaɪs/

the act of losing or surrendering something as a penalty for a mistake or fault or failure to perform etc.

From this reading “Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.”

sect noun US /sekt/

a subdivision of a larger religious group

From this reading “But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

a-comin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I can't marry 'em all, Heaven knows I can't, but I wish 'em well."

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

bearverbUS /ber/

have

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I can't marry 'em all, Heaven knows I can't, but I wish 'em well."

centsnounUS /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

crossesnounUS /ˈkrɔːsɪz/

plural of “cross” — a wooden structure consisting of an upright post with a transverse piece

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

enemynounUS /ˈenəmi/

an opposing military force

From this reading I _hain't_ that enemy to 'em that they think I am.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

generousadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəs/

willing to give and share unstintingly

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

hain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I _hain't_ that enemy to 'em that they think I am.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

HeavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading I can't marry 'em all, Heaven knows I can't, but I wish 'em well."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading I can't marry 'em all, Heaven knows I can't, but I wish 'em well."

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading I can't marry 'em all, Heaven knows I can't, but I wish 'em well."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

nighadjectiveUS /naɪ/

not far distant in time or space or degree or circumstances

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

sacrificenounUS /ˈsækrəfaɪs/

the act of losing or surrendering something as a penalty for a mistake or fault or failure to perform etc.

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

sectnounUS /sekt/

a subdivision of a larger religious group

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I _hain't_ that enemy to 'em that they think I am.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I _hain't_ that enemy to 'em that they think I am.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Of course it is a cross to me.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

willin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But I am willin' to bear crosses for the fair sect.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Why," says he, a-comin' out in a open, generous way, "I would be willin', if necessary for the general good of the fair sect--I would be willin' to sacrifice ten cents for 'em, or pretty nigh that, I wish so well to 'em.

Chapter 5 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume I by Thomas L. [Editor] Masson holds 386 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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