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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II
Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.
So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.
"I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.
It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.
I suppose you don't mind?"
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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.
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So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.
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"I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.
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It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.
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I suppose you don't mind?"

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hurry noun US /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading “When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.”

novel noun US /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading “"I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.”

porch noun US /pɔːrtʃ/

a structure attached to the exterior of a building often forming a covered entrance

From this reading “So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.”

producing verb US /prəˈduːsɪŋ/

-ing form of “produce” — bring forth or yield

From this reading “So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.”

shady adjective US /ˈʃeɪdi/

quiet, dark, or concealed

From this reading “So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.”

sheets noun US /ʃiːts/

plural of “sheet” — any broad thin expanse or surface

From this reading “So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.”

upper adjective US /ˈʌpər/

the topmost one of two

From this reading “So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.”

wrote verb US /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading “"I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.”

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side porch noun + noun

In this reading “So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.”

in a hurry preposition + article + noun counted as “in … hurry”

In this reading “When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.”

any account adjective + noun

In this reading “"I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.”

wrote down verb + adjective counted as “write down”

put down in writing; of texts, musical compositions, etc.

In this reading “"I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

amusin

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From this reading It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

don't

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From this reading I suppose you don't mind?"

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

Euphemia

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From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

foolscapnoun

a size of paper used especially in Britain

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

hurrynounUS /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

jus

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From this reading It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading I suppose you don't mind?"

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.

novelnounUS /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

p'r'aps

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

Pomona

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From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

Pomona's

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From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

porchnounUS /pɔːrtʃ/

a structure attached to the exterior of a building often forming a covered entrance

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

poultry-yard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

producingverbUS /prəˈduːsɪŋ/

-ing form of “produce” — bring forth or yield

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

seatnounUS /siːt/

a space reserved for sitting (as in a theater or on a train or airplane)

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

shadyadjectiveUS /ˈʃeɪdi/

quiet, dark, or concealed

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

sheetsnounUS /ʃiːts/

plural of “sheet” — any broad thin expanse or surface

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

stepnounUS /step/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading I suppose you don't mind?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.

upperadjectiveUS /ˈʌpər/

the topmost one of two

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When Euphemia came in from the poultry-yard, she called me and said she was in a hurry to hear Pomona's account of things.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading So I went in, and we sat on the side porch, where it was shady, while Pomona, producing some sheets of foolscap paper, took her seat on the upper step.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It would be jus' as true, and p'r'aps more amusin'.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I wrote down the things of any account what happened," said she, "as you told me to, and while I was about it I thought I'd make it like a novel.

Chapter 3 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II by Thomas L. [Editor] Masson holds 399 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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