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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II
Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.
I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.
After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.
This is what the cronies said to each other:
"'What is them things, Ike?'
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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.
/wʌn ʃruːd oʊld tʃæp hæd ɡroʊn rɪtʃ aʊt ʌv ˈaʊər ˈkʌmpəniː ənd wen hiː hæd bɪlt æn ˈeləɡənt nuː stɔːr ənd stɑːkt ɪt wɪð ɡʊdz hiː keɪm tuː ʌs əˈɡen fɔːr ˌɪnˈʃʊrəns/
Line 2
I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.
Line 3
After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.
/ˈæftər aɪ hæd siːn ðem ˈprɑːpərli dɪˈstrɪbjətəd aɪ sent æn oʊld tʃʌm ʌv hɪz ʌp tuː ɡet ðə riːl leɪ ʌv ðə lænd fɔːr aɪ wɑːz stɪl səˈspɪʃəs/
Line 4
This is what the cronies said to each other:
/ðɪs ɪz wʌt ðə ˈkroʊniz sed tuː iːtʃ ˈʌðər/
Line 5
"'What is them things, Ike?'
/wʌt ɪz ðem θɪŋz aɪk/

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chum noun US /tʃʌm/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading “After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.”

cronies noun US /ˈkroʊniz/

plural of “crony” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading “This is what the cronies said to each other:”

distributed adjective US /dɪˈstrɪbjətəd/

spread out or scattered about or divided up

From this reading “After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.”

gross adjective US /ɡroʊs/

before any deductions

From this reading “I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.”

Ike noun US /aɪk/

United States general who supervised the invasion of Normandy and the defeat of Nazi Germany; 34th President of the United States (1890-1961)

From this reading “"'What is them things, Ike?'”

insurance noun US /ˌɪnˈʃʊrəns/

promise of reimbursement in the case of loss; paid to people or companies so concerned about hazards that they have made prepayments to an insurance company

From this reading “"One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.”

persistent adjective US /pərˈsɪstənt/

never-ceasing

From this reading “I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.”

stocked adjective US /stɑːkt/

furnished with more than enough

From this reading “"One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.”

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old chap adjective + noun

In this reading “"One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.”

old chum adjective + noun

In this reading “After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.”

on condition preposition + noun

In this reading “I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

assented

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

builtadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

chapnounUS /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

chumnounUS /tʃʌm/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

conditionnounUS /kənˈdɪʃən/

a state at a particular time

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

croniesnounUS /ˈkroʊniz/

plural of “crony” — a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading This is what the cronies said to each other:

distributedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstrɪbjətəd/

spread out or scattered about or divided up

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading This is what the cronies said to each other:

elegantadjectiveUS /ˈeləɡənt/

refined and tasteful in appearance or behavior or style

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

goodsnounUS /ɡʊdz/

plural of “good” — benefit

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

grossadjectiveUS /ɡroʊs/

before any deductions

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

grownadjectiveUS /ɡroʊn/

(of animals) fully developed

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

hand-grenades

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

hangverbUS /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

IkenounUS /aɪk/

United States general who supervised the invasion of Normandy and the defeat of Nazi Germany; 34th President of the United States (1890-1961)

From this reading "'What is them things, Ike?'

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

insurancenounUS /ˌɪnˈʃʊrəns/

promise of reimbursement in the case of loss; paid to people or companies so concerned about hazards that they have made prepayments to an insurance company

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This is what the cronies said to each other:

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading This is what the cronies said to each other:

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

persistentadjectiveUS /pərˈsɪstənt/

never-ceasing

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

properlyadverbUS /ˈprɑːpərli/

in the right manner; correctly; suitably

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

refusedverbUS /rəˈfjuːzd/

past form of “refuse” — show unwillingness towards

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading This is what the cronies said to each other:

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

shrewdadjectiveUS /ʃruːd/

marked by practical hardheaded intelligence

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

stockedadjectiveUS /stɑːkt/

furnished with more than enough

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

storenounUS /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

suspiciousadjectiveUS /səˈspɪʃəs/

openly distrustful and unwilling to confide

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading "'What is them things, Ike?'

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is what the cronies said to each other:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading After I had seen them properly distributed, I sent an old chum of his up to get the real lay of the land, for I was still suspicious.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I refused him, but he was persistent, and I finally assented on condition that he hang a gross of hand-grenades in the place.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading This is what the cronies said to each other:

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "One shrewd old chap had grown rich out of our company, and when he had built an elegant new store and stocked it with goods he came to us again for insurance.

Chapter 5 of Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor, Volume II by Thomas L. [Editor] Masson holds 392 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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