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Lively plays for live people
Lively plays for live people

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Lively plays for live people is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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TICK.
No, your humor is bad.
TOPP.
And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.
_ENTER GIN.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Lively plays for live people

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Lively plays for live people is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
TICK.
/tɪk/
Line 2
No, your humor is bad.
/noʊ jɔːr ˈhjuːmər ɪz bæd/
Line 3
TOPP.
Line 4
And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.
Line 5
_ENTER GIN.
/ˈentər dʒɪn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

attempts noun US /əˈtempts/

plural of “attempt” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading “And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.”

bad adjective US /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading “No, your humor is bad.”

enter verb US /ˈentər/

to come or go into

gin noun US /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading “_ENTER GIN.”

have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.”

humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “No, your humor is bad.”

none pronoun US /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading “And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.”

tick noun US /tɪk/

a metallic tapping sound

From this reading “TICK.”

All words in this reading · 18

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AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

attemptsnounUS /əˈtempts/

plural of “attempt” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading No, your humor is bad.

ENTERverbUS /ˈentər/

to come or go into

From this reading _ENTER GIN.

GINnounUS /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading _ENTER GIN.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading No, your humor is bad.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading No, your humor is bad.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, your humor is bad.

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

TICKnounUS /tɪk/

a metallic tapping sound

From this reading TICK.

TOPP

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading TOPP.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

witticismnoun

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading And I will have none of your attempts at witticism.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading No, your humor is bad.

Chapter 3 of Lively plays for live people by Thomas S. (Thomas Stewart) Denison holds 406 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 406 sentences of Lively plays for live people, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

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