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Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Loco or Love is here in full — 634 sentences across 127 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.
Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.
“Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.
A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”
I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.
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Loco or Love

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Loco or Love is here in full — 634 sentences across 127 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/126 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.
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Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.
Line 3
“Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.
/aɪk ˈhɑːrpər sez hiː tend tuː jɔːr oʊn ˈkʊkɪŋ/
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A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”
Line 5
I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.
/aɪ ɡɑːt maɪ buːts ɑːn kʊks miː sʌm ˈbeɪkən ənd iːts æz fɑːr frʌm ðæt ˈhɑːmbrə æz ðə ruːm əˈlaʊz/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

busted adjective US /ˈbʌstɪd/

out of working order (“busted” is an informal substitute for “broken”)

From this reading “Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.”

cooks noun US /kʊks/

plural of “cook” — someone who cooks food

From this reading “I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.”

Dough noun US /doʊ/

a flour mixture stiff enough to knead or roll

From this reading “Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.”

Dynamite noun US /ˈdaɪnəmaɪt/

an explosive containing nitrate sensitized with nitroglycerin absorbed on wood pulp

From this reading “Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.”

glares noun US /ɡlerz/

plural of “glare” — a light within the field of vision that is brighter than the brightness to which the eyes are adapted

From this reading “Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.”

hombre noun US /ˈhɑːmbrə/

an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading “I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.”

Magpie noun US /ˈmæɡpaɪ/

long-tailed black-and-white crow that utters a raucous chattering call

From this reading “Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.”

Prevaricated verb US /prəˈverəkeɪtɪd/

past form of “prevaricate” — be deliberately ambiguous or unclear in order to mislead or withhold information

From this reading “Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

full height adjective + noun

In this reading “Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.”

same time adjective + noun

In this reading “Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.”

on the floor preposition + article + noun counted as “on … floor”

In this reading “Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.”

partake of verb + particle

In this reading “A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

allowsverbUS /əˈlaʊz/

third-person singular of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

baconnounUS /ˈbeɪkən/

back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked; usually sliced thin and fried

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

bootsnounUS /buːts/

plural of “boot” — footwear that covers the whole foot and lower leg

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

breadnounUS /bred/

food made from dough of flour or meal and usually raised with yeast or baking powder and then baked

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

bustedadjectiveUS /ˈbʌstɪd/

out of working order (“busted” is an informal substitute for “broken”)

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

cookedadjectiveUS /kʊkt/

having been prepared for eating by the application of heat

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

cookingnounUS /ˈkʊkɪŋ/

the act of preparing something (as food) by the application of heat

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

cooksnounUS /kʊks/

plural of “cook” — someone who cooks food

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

DoughnounUS /doʊ/

a flour mixture stiff enough to knead or roll

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

DynamitenounUS /ˈdaɪnəmaɪt/

an explosive containing nitrate sensitized with nitroglycerin absorbed on wood pulp

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

eatsnounUS /iːts/

informal terms for a meal

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

elevationnounUS /ˌeləˈveɪʃən/

the event of something being raised upward

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

floornounUS /flɔːr/

the inside lower horizontal surface (as of a room, hallway, tent, or other structure)

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

glaresnounUS /ɡlerz/

plural of “glare” — a light within the field of vision that is brighter than the brightness to which the eyes are adapted

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

HarpernounUS /ˈhɑːrpər/

someone who plays the harp

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

heightnounUS /haɪt/

the vertical dimension of extension; distance from the base of something to the top

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

hombrenounUS /ˈhɑːmbrə/

an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

IkenounUS /aɪk/

United States general who supervised the invasion of Normandy and the defeat of Nazi Germany; 34th President of the United States (1890-1961)

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

MagpienounUS /ˈmæɡpaɪ/

long-tailed black-and-white crow that utters a raucous chattering call

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

neitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

ParadenounUS /pərˈeɪd/

a ceremonial procession including people marching

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

partakeverbUS /pɑːrˈteɪk/

have some of the qualities or attributes of something

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

PrevaricatedverbUS /prəˈverəkeɪtɪd/

past form of “prevaricate” — be deliberately ambiguous or unclear in order to mislead or withhold information

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

remainsnounUS /rɪˈmeɪnz/

any object that is left unused or still extant

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

risesnounUS /ˈraɪzəz/

plural of “rise” — a growth in strength or number or importance

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

rolledadjectiveUS /roʊld/

especially of petals or leaves in bud; having margins rolled inward

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

sad-like

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

Simpkins

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

tendverbUS /tend/

have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I got my boots on, cooks me some bacon, and eats as far from that hombre as the room allows.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

ungratefuladjectiveUS /ənˈɡreɪtfəl/

not feeling or showing gratitude

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Magpie Simpkins rises his full height, which is some elevation, and glares at me.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A person what is as ungrateful as you are can’t partake of my cooking, neither will I break bread with such as he.”

you'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of “A Prevaricated Parade,” “Dough or Dynamite,” etc. “If you’d ’a’ cooked them two eggs at the same time, ‘Magpie,’ mine wouldn’t ’a’ rolled off on the floor and busted,” says I, sad-like, looking at the remains.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Ike Harper,” says he, “tend to your own cooking.

Chapter 1 of Loco or Love by W. C. (Wilbur C.) Tuttle holds 634 sentences, grouped into 127 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Loco or Love contain?

Chapter 1 holds 634 sentences of Loco or Love, unabridged, divided into 127 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Loco or Love by W. C. (Wilbur C.) Tuttle exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 634 sentences, grouped into 127 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Loco or Love?

Work through the 127 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 127 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Loco or Love

Common questions about reading Loco or Love by W. C. (Wilbur C.) Tuttle on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Loco or Love?

Yes. All 634 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #66722 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Loco or Love is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #66722, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Loco or Love take to read?

About 52 minutes of reading across 127 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Loco or Love section by section

How to work through Loco or Love section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 1 chapters of Loco or Love to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Loco or Love

Words and structures a reader meets early in Loco or Love, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Author
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Loco or Love; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Prevaricated
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Parade
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Loco or Love; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Dough
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Loco or Love; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.