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Love Among the Chickens

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Love Among the Chickens is here in full — 127 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?
I myself had been amused by them many a time.
In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.
It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.
The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."
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Love Among the Chickens

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Love Among the Chickens is here in full — 127 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/25 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?
Line 2
I myself had been amused by them many a time.
/aɪ ˌmaɪˈself hæd bɪn əˈmjuːzd baɪ ðem ˈmeni ə taɪm/
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In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.
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It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.
/ɪt hæd faʊnd ɪts ˈbɪlət nɑːt ɑːn hɪm bʌt ɑːn ə ˈpɜːrfəktli ˌɪnəˈfensɪv ˈspekteɪtər/
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The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

billet noun US /ˈbɪlət/

a short personal letter

From this reading “It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.”

conductor noun US /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading “In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.”

inoffensive adjective US /ˌɪnəˈfensɪv/

not causing anger or annoyance

From this reading “It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.”

missile noun US /ˈmɪsəl/

a rocket carrying a warhead of conventional or nuclear explosives; may be ballistic or directed by remote control

From this reading “The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."”

omnibus noun US /ˈɑːmnəbəs/

an anthology of articles on a related subject or an anthology of the works of a single author

From this reading “In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.”

orange noun US /ˈɔːrəndʒ/

round yellow to orange fruit of any of several citrus trees

From this reading “In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.”

Retribution noun US /ˌret.rəˈbjuː.ʃən/

Punishment inflicted on someone as vengeance for a wrong act. (Sự trừng phạt, quả báo thích đáng.)

From this reading “DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?”

spectator noun US /ˈspekteɪtər/

a close observer; someone who looks at something (such as an exhibition of some kind)

From this reading “It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

addressverbUS /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

amusedadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

annoyedadjectiveUS /əˈnɔɪd/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

billetnounUS /ˈbɪlət/

a short personal letter

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

callingnounUS /ˈkɔːlɪŋ/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

cold-dinner

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

conductornounUS /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

coppernounUS /ˈkɑːpər/

a ductile malleable reddish-brown corrosion-resistant diamagnetic metallic element; occurs in various minerals but is the only metal that occurs abundantly in large masses; used as an electrical and thermal conductor

From this reading The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

DIESnounUS /daɪz/

plural of “die” — a small cube with 1 to 6 spots on the six faces; used in gambling to generate random numbers

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

hyeball

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

inoffensiveadjectiveUS /ˌɪnəˈfensɪv/

not causing anger or annoyance

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

IRAE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

missilenounUS /ˈmɪsəl/

a rocket carrying a warhead of conventional or nuclear explosives; may be ballistic or directed by remote control

From this reading The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

omnibusnounUS /ˈɑːmnəbəs/

an anthology of articles on a related subject or an anthology of the works of a single author

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

orangenounUS /ˈɔːrəndʒ/

round yellow to orange fruit of any of several citrus trees

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

patheticadjectiveUS /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

RetributionnounUS /ˌret.rəˈbjuː.ʃən/

Punishment inflicted on someone as vengeance for a wrong act. (Sự trừng phạt, quả báo thích đáng.)

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

shop-woman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

spectatornounUS /ˈspekteɪtər/

a close observer; someone who looks at something (such as an exhibition of some kind)

From this reading It had found its billet not on him but on a perfectly inoffensive spectator.

storiesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

strikeverbUS /straɪk/

deliver a sharp blow, as with the hand, fist, or weapon

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

superannuatedadjective

too old to be useful

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

thrownadjectiveUS /θroʊn/

caused to fall to the ground

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I myself had been amused by them many a time.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading In a book which I had read only a few days before our cold-dinner party a shop-woman, annoyed with an omnibus conductor, had thrown a superannuated orange at him.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

writernounUS /ˈraɪtər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading DIES IRAE Why is it, I wonder, that stories of Retribution calling at the wrong address strike us as funny instead of pathetic?

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading The missile, said the writer, "'it a young copper full in the hyeball."

Chapter 7 of Love Among the Chickens by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 127 sentences, grouped into 26 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 7 of Love Among the Chickens contain?

Chapter 7 holds 127 sentences of Love Among the Chickens, unabridged, divided into 26 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of Love Among the Chickens by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 127 sentences, grouped into 26 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 7 of Love Among the Chickens?

Work through the 26 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 26 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 7 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 7 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Vocabulary met early in Love Among the Chickens

Words and structures a reader meets early in Love Among the Chickens, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Waterloo
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Love Among the Chickens; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Station
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Fellow-travellers
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Brown
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Love Among the Chickens; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.