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Love Among the Chickens

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Love Among the Chickens is here in full — 227 sentences across 46 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.
If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?
And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?
If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?
If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?
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Love Among the Chickens

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Love Among the Chickens is here in full — 227 sentences across 46 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.
/aɪ ˌenˈlɪst ðə ˈsɜːrvəsəz ʌv ə ˈmɪnjən ɪt wʊd biː ˈɪntrəstɪŋ tuː noʊ tuː wʌt ɪkˈstent ðə wɜːrk ʌv ˈɔːθərz ɪz ˈɪnfluːənst baɪ ðer ˈpraɪvət əˈferz/
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If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?
/ɪf laɪf ɪz ˈfloʊɪŋ ˈsmuːðli ɑːr ðə ˈnɑːvəlz ðeɪ raɪt ɪn ðæt ˈpɪriəd ʌv ˈkɑːntent ˈkʌlərd wɪð ˈɑːptəmɪzəm/
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And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?
/ənd ɪf θɪŋz ɑːr ˈrʌnɪŋ ˈkrɔːswaɪz duː ðeɪ wɜːrk ɔːf ðə riˈzʌltənt ɡluːm ɑːn ðer ˈfeɪθfəl ˈpʌblɪk/
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If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?
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If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?
/ɪf ˈmæksəm ˈɡɔːrki wɜːr ˌɪnˈvaɪtəd tuː lʌntʃ baɪ ˈtrɑːtskiː tuː miːt ˈlenən wʊd hiː sɪt daʊn ənd dæʃ ɔːf ə ˈtraɪfəl ɪn ðə veɪn ʌv ˈstiːvən ˈliːkɑːk/

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crosswise adjective US /ˈkrɔːswaɪz/

lying or extending across the length of a thing or in a cross direction

From this reading “And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?”

Gorky noun US /ˈɡɔːrki/

Russian writer of plays and novels and short stories; noted for his depiction of social outcasts

From this reading “If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?”

Leacock noun US /ˈliːkɑːk/

Canadian economist best remembered for his humorous writings (1869-1944)

From this reading “If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?”

Lenin noun US /ˈlenən/

Russian founder of the Bolsheviks and leader of the Russian Revolution and first head of the USSR (1870-1924)

From this reading “If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?”

minion noun US /ˈmɪnjən/

a servile or fawning dependant

From this reading “I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.”

resultant adjective US /riˈzʌltənt/

occurring with or following as a consequence

From this reading “And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?”

Trotsky noun US /ˈtrɑːtskiː/

Russian revolutionary and Communist theorist who helped Lenin and built up the army; he was ousted from the Communist Party by Stalin and eventually assassinated in Mexico (1879-1940)

From this reading “If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?”

Walpole noun US /ˈwɔːlpoʊl/

English writer and historian; son of Sir Robert Walpole (1717-1797)

From this reading “If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

affairsnounUS /əˈferz/

matters of personal concern

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

authorsnounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

colouredadjectiveUS /ˈkʌlərd/

having color or a certain color; sometimes used in combination

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

contentnounUS /ˈkɑːntent/

(usually plural) everything that is included in a collection and that is held or included in something

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

crosswiseadjectiveUS /ˈkrɔːswaɪz/

lying or extending across the length of a thing or in a cross direction

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

dashverbUS /dæʃ/

run or move very quickly or hastily

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

ENLISTverbUS /ˌenˈlɪst/

join the military

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

extentnounUS /ɪkˈstent/

the point or degree to which something extends

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

faithfuladjectiveUS /ˈfeɪθfəl/

steadfast in affection or allegiance

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

flowingnounUS /ˈfloʊɪŋ/

the motion characteristic of fluids (liquids or gases)

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

gloomnounUS /ɡluːm/

a state of partial or total darkness

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

GorkynounUS /ˈɡɔːrki/

Russian writer of plays and novels and short stories; noted for his depiction of social outcasts

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

Hugh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

influencedverbUS /ˈɪnfluːənst/

past form of “influence” — have and exert influence or effect

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

interestingadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing or holding the attention

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

invitedverbUS /ˌɪnˈvaɪtəd/

past form of “invite” — increase the likelihood of

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

JacobsnounUS /ˈdʒeɪkəbz/

English writer of macabre short stories (1863-1943)

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

LeacocknounUS /ˈliːkɑːk/

Canadian economist best remembered for his humorous writings (1869-1944)

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

LeninnounUS /ˈlenən/

Russian founder of the Bolsheviks and leader of the Russian Revolution and first head of the USSR (1870-1924)

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

lunchverbUS /lʌntʃ/

take the midday meal

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

MaximnounUS /ˈmæksəm/

a saying that is widely accepted on its own merits

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

MINIONnounUS /ˈmɪnjən/

a servile or fawning dependant

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

novelsnounUS /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

optimismnounUS /ˈɑːptəmɪzəm/

the optimistic feeling that all is going to turn out well

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

periodnounUS /ˈpɪriəd/

an amount of time

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

resultantadjectiveUS /riˈzʌltənt/

occurring with or following as a consequence

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

SERVICESnounUS /ˈsɜːrvəsəz/

performance of duties or provision of space and equipment helpful to others

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

smoothlyadverbUS /ˈsmuːðli/

with no problems or difficulties

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

StephennounUS /ˈstiːvən/

English writer (1832-1904)

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading And if things are running crosswise, do they work off the resultant gloom on their faithful public?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

toothachenoun

an ache localized in or around a tooth

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

triflenounUS /ˈtraɪfəl/

a cold pudding made of layers of sponge cake spread with fruit or jelly; may be decorated with nuts, cream, or chocolate

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

TrotskynounUS /ˈtrɑːtskiː/

Russian revolutionary and Communist theorist who helped Lenin and built up the army; he was ousted from the Communist Party by Stalin and eventually assassinated in Mexico (1879-1940)

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

veinnounUS /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

WnounUS /ˈdʌbəljuː/

a heavy grey-white metallic element; the pure form is used mainly in electrical applications; it is found in several ores including wolframite and scheelite

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

WalpolenounUS /ˈwɔːlpoʊl/

English writer and historian; son of Sir Robert Walpole (1717-1797)

From this reading If, for instance, Mr. W. W. Jacobs had toothache, would he write like Hugh Walpole?

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If Maxim Gorky were invited to lunch by Trotsky, to meet Lenin, would he sit down and dash off a trifle in the vein of Stephen Leacock?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION It would be interesting to know to what extent the work of authors is influenced by their private affairs.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading If life is flowing smoothly, are the novels they write in that period of content coloured with optimism?

Chapter 8 of Love Among the Chickens by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 227 sentences, grouped into 46 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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