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Love Among the Chickens
Love Among the Chickens

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Love Among the Chickens is here in full — 238 sentences across 48 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.
This business wants bucking up.
We don't seem to be making headway.
Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.
Of course, what we want is time.
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Love Among the Chickens

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Love Among the Chickens is here in full — 238 sentences across 48 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/47 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.
Line 2
This business wants bucking up.
/ðɪs ˈbɪznəs wɑːnts ˈbʌkɪŋ ʌp/
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We don't seem to be making headway.
Line 4
Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.
Line 5
Of course, what we want is time.
/ʌv kɔːrs wʌt wiː wɑːnt ɪz taɪm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bucking verb US /ˈbʌkɪŋ/

-ing form of “buck” — to strive with determination

From this reading “This business wants bucking up.”

cart noun US /kɑːrt/

a heavy open wagon usually having two wheels and drawn by an animal

From this reading “A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.”

council noun US /ˈkaʊnsəl/

a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading “A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.”

headway noun US /ˈhedweɪ/

vertical space available to allow easy passage under something

From this reading “We don't seem to be making headway.”

lad noun US /læd/

a boy or man

From this reading “A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.”

seem verb US /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading “We don't seem to be making headway.”

wants noun US /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading “This business wants bucking up.”

war noun US /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading “A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

buckingverbUS /ˈbʌkɪŋ/

-ing form of “buck” — to strive with determination

From this reading This business wants bucking up.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading This business wants bucking up.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.

cartnounUS /kɑːrt/

a heavy open wagon usually having two wheels and drawn by an animal

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

COUNCILnounUS /ˈkaʊnsəl/

a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Of course, what we want is time.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We don't seem to be making headway.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

headwaynounUS /ˈhedweɪ/

vertical space available to allow easy passage under something

From this reading We don't seem to be making headway.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.

ladnounUS /læd/

a boy or man

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading We don't seem to be making headway.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading We don't seem to be making headway.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This business wants bucking up.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Of course, what we want is time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We don't seem to be making headway.

Ukridge

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading This business wants bucking up.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Of course, what we want is time.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading This business wants bucking up.

WARnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading A COUNCIL OF WAR "The fact is," said Ukridge, "if things go on as they are now, my lad, we shall be in the cart.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Of course, what we want is time.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why it is, I don't know, but we are _not_ making headway.

Chapter 12 of Love Among the Chickens by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 238 sentences, grouped into 48 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 12 holds 238 sentences of Love Among the Chickens, unabridged, divided into 48 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 12 of Love Among the Chickens by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 238 sentences, grouped into 48 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Love Among the Chickens

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Waterloo
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Station
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Fellow-travellers
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Brown
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