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Love Among the Chickens A Story of the Haps
Love Among the Chickens A Story of the Haps

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

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It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.
Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.
I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.
I am not always good and noble.
I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.
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Love Among the Chickens A Story of the Haps

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Love Among the Chickens A Story of the Haps is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.
/ɪt hæz bɪn maɪ eɪm ɪn ðə kɔːrs ʌv ðɪs ˈnærətɪv tuː ɪkˈstenjuːeɪt ˈnʌθɪŋ nɔːr set daʊn ɔːt ɪn ˈmæləs/
Line 2
Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.
Line 3
I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.
/aɪ duː nɑːt ˈðerfɔːr slɜːr ˈoʊvər maɪ skiːm fɔːr dɪˈstɜːrbɪŋ ðə prəˈfesərz piːs ʌv maɪnd/
Line 4
I am not always good and noble.
/aɪ æm nɑːt ˈɔːlweɪz ɡʊd ənd ˈnoʊbəl/
Line 5
I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.
/aɪ æm ðə ˈhɪroʊ ʌv ðɪs ˈstɔːri bʌt aɪ hæv maɪ ɔːf ˈmoʊmənts/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

disturbing adjective US /dɪˈstɜːrbɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading “I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.”

euchre noun US /ˈjuːkər/

a card game similar to ecarte; each player is dealt 5 cards and the player making trump must take 3 tricks to win a hand

From this reading “Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.”

extenuate verb US /ɪkˈstenjuːeɪt/

lessen or to try to lessen the seriousness or extent of

From this reading “It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.”

heathen noun US /ˈhiːðən/

a person who does not acknowledge your god

From this reading “Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.”

malice noun US /ˈmæləs/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading “It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.”

narrative noun US /ˈnærətɪv/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading “It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.”

professor's noun US /prəˈfesərz/

possessive form of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading “I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.”

slur verb US /slɜːr/

play smoothly or legato

From this reading “I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.”

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aimverbUS /eɪm/

point or cause to go (blows, weapons, or objects such as photographic equipment) towards

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading I am not always good and noble.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am not always good and noble.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I am not always good and noble.

aughtnounUS /ɔːt/

a quantity of no importance

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

Chinee

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From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

disturbingadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɜːrbɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

euchrenounUS /ˈjuːkər/

a card game similar to ecarte; each player is dealt 5 cards and the player making trump must take 3 tricks to win a hand

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

extenuateverbUS /ɪkˈstenjuːeɪt/

lessen or to try to lessen the seriousness or extent of

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

factsnounUS /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I am not always good and noble.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

heathennounUS /ˈhiːðən/

a person who does not acknowledge your god

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

heronounUS /ˈhɪroʊ/

a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

malicenounUS /ˈmæləs/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

momentsnounUS /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

narrativenounUS /ˈnærətɪv/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

nobleadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊbəl/

impressive in appearance

From this reading I am not always good and noble.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

peacenounUS /piːs/

the state prevailing during the absence of war

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

playedadjectiveUS /pleɪd/

(of games) engaged in

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

professor'snounUS /prəˈfesərz/

possessive form of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

schemenounUS /skiːm/

an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

slurverbUS /slɜːr/

play smoothly or legato

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading I do not, therefore, slur over my scheme for disturbing the professor's peace of mind.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It has been my aim in the course of this narrative to extenuate nothing, nor set down aught in malice.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Like the gentleman who played euchre with the heathen Chinee, I state but the facts.

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