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Love and the Ironmonger

Chapter XVI · _George Early and the Giant Alcohol_

Chapter XVI of Love and the Ironmonger, “_George Early and the Giant Alcohol_,” is here in full — 188 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.
As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.
The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.
A bell rang, loudly and impatiently.
"Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.
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Love and the Ironmonger

Chapter XVI · _George Early and the Giant Alcohol_

Chapter XVI of Love and the Ironmonger, “_George Early and the Giant Alcohol_,” is here in full — 188 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/37 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.
Line 2
As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.
/æz ðeɪ əˈsendɪd ðə sterz hiː tɜːrnd hɪz hed/
Line 3
The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.
Line 4
A bell rang, loudly and impatiently.
/ə bel ræŋ ˈlaʊdli ənd ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/
Line 5
"Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bantam noun US /ˈbæntəm/

any of various small breeds of fowl

From this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

championship noun US /ˈtʃæmpiənʃɪp/

the status of being a champion

From this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

devouring adjective US /dɪˈvaʊərɪŋ/

(often followed by “for”) ardently or excessively desirous

From this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

Midget noun US /ˈmɪdʒət/

a person who is markedly small

From this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

perched verb US /pɜːrtʃt/

past form of “perch” — sit, as on a branch

From this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

rapidity noun US /rəˈpɪdəti/

a rate that is rapid

From this reading “The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.”

squeaky adjective US /ˈskwiːki/

having or making a high-pitched sound such as that made by a mouse or a rusty hinge

From this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

stool noun US /stuːl/

a simple seat without a back or arms

From this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

ascended the stairs verb + article + noun counted as “ascend … stairs”

In this reading “As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.”

obscure corner verb + noun

In this reading “"Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.”

high stool adjective + noun

In this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

thrust into verb + particle

In this reading “The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.”

match between verb + particle

In this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

fell on verb + particle

In this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

report of verb + particle

In this reading “Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.”

All words in this reading · 64

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

appearingnounUS /əˈpɪrɪŋ/

formal attendance (in court or at a hearing) of a party in an action

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.

ascendedverbUS /əˈsendɪd/

past form of “ascend” — travel up

From this reading As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.

BantamnounUS /ˈbæntəm/

any of various small breeds of fowl

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

bellnounUS /bel/

a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading A bell rang, loudly and impatiently.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

Budd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

Cacklin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

championshipnounUS /ˈtʃæmpiənʃɪp/

the status of being a champion

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

cornernounUS /ˈkɔːrnər/

a place off to the side of an area

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

devouringadjectiveUS /dɪˈvaʊərɪŋ/

(often followed by “for”) ardently or excessively desirous

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

eagerlyadverbUS /ˈiːɡərli/

with eagerness; in an eager manner

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

earnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

footstepsnounUS /ˈfʊtsteps/

plural of “footstep” — the sound of a step of someone walking

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

impatientlyadverbUS /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/

with impatience; in an impatient manner

From this reading A bell rang, loudly and impatiently.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

loudlyadverbUS /ˈlaʊdli/

with relatively high volume

From this reading A bell rang, loudly and impatiently.

marvellousadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːrvələs/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

MasternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

matchverbUS /mætʃ/

be compatible, similar or consistent; coincide in their characteristics

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

MidgetnounUS /ˈmɪdʒət/

a person who is markedly small

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

moveverbUS /muːv/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

obscureverbUS /əbsˈkjʊr/

make less visible or unclear

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

perchedverbUS /pɜːrtʃt/

past form of “perch” — sit, as on a branch

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

quicklyadverbUS /ˈkwɪkli/

with speed

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

rangverbUS /ræŋ/

inflected form of “ring” — sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading A bell rang, loudly and impatiently.

rapiditynounUS /rəˈpɪdəti/

a rate that is rapid

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

reportverbUS /riˈpɔːrt/

to give an account or representation of in words

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

Sneffler

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

softadjectiveUS /sɑːft/

yielding readily to pressure or weight

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

squeakyadjectiveUS /ˈskwiːki/

having or making a high-pitched sound such as that made by a mouse or a rusty hinge

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

stairsnounUS /sterz/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.

stoolnounUS /stuːl/

a simple seat without a back or arms

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

successionnounUS /səkˈseʃən/

a following of one thing after another in time

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

TeddynounUS /ˈtedi/

plaything consisting of a child's toy bear (usually plush and stuffed with soft materials)

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.

thrustverbUS /θrʌst/

push forcefully

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading As they ascended the stairs he turned his head.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Master Cacklin was perched upon a high stool, eagerly devouring a report of the match between Teddy Sneffler and The Midget, for the Bantam championship, when a succession of soft squeaky footsteps fell on his ear.

Who's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

William

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Who's that?" said William Budd, appearing from an obscure corner.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The paper was quickly thrust into his desk, and the Cacklin pen began to move with marvellous rapidity.

Chapter 16 of Love and the Ironmonger by F. J. (Frederick John) Randall holds 188 sentences, grouped into 38 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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