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Mad Barbara

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mad Barbara is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.
“I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”
“Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.
But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”
“Like a leviathan in a fish-pond, eh?”
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Mad Barbara

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Mad Barbara is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.
/lɔːrd ɡɔːr meɪd hɜːr ə ɡrænd oʊˈbeɪsəns/
Line 2
“I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”
/aɪ wɪl stænd ˈwɪlfəli ɪn ðə ˈmɪdəl ʌv ðə ruːm ˈmædəm ənd biː kɑːt/
Line 3
“Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.
/ðen juː wɪl hæv tuː ɡɪv miː θriː perz ʌv ɡlʌvz/
Line 4
But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”
/bʌt juː ɑːr tuː lɑːrdʒ maɪ lɔːrd wiː ʃʊd ˈɔːlweɪz biː ˈkætʃɪŋ juː/
Line 5
“Like a leviathan in a fish-pond, eh?”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

catching noun US /ˈkætʃɪŋ/

(baseball) playing the position of catcher on a baseball team

From this reading “But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.””

gloves noun US /ɡlʌvz/

plural of “glove” — the handwear used by fielders in playing baseball

From this reading ““Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.”

Gore verb US /ɡɔːr/

wound by piercing with a sharp or penetrating object or instrument

From this reading “Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.”

leviathan noun US /ləˈvaɪəθən/

the largest or most massive thing of its kind

From this reading ““Like a leviathan in a fish-pond, eh?””

madam noun US /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading ““I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.””

obeisance noun US /oʊˈbeɪsəns/

bending the head or body or knee as a sign of reverence or submission or shame or greeting

From this reading “Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.”

pairs noun US /perz/

plural of “pair” — a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading ““Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.”

wilfully adverb US /ˈwɪlfəli/

in a willful manner

From this reading ““I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

in the middle preposition + article + noun counted as “in … middle”

In this reading ““I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.””

three pairs noun + noun counted as “three pair”

In this reading ““Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.”

too large adverb + adjective

excessively large

In this reading “But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.””

All words in this reading · 42

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

catchingnounUS /ˈkætʃɪŋ/

(baseball) playing the position of catcher on a baseball team

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

caughtverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

eh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Like a leviathan in a fish-pond, eh?”

fish-pond

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Like a leviathan in a fish-pond, eh?”

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

glovesnounUS /ɡlʌvz/

plural of “glove” — the handwear used by fielders in playing baseball

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

GoreverbUS /ɡɔːr/

wound by piercing with a sharp or penetrating object or instrument

From this reading Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.

grandadjectiveUS /ɡrænd/

of behavior that is impressive and ambitious in scale or scope

From this reading Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

leviathannounUS /ləˈvaɪəθən/

the largest or most massive thing of its kind

From this reading “Like a leviathan in a fish-pond, eh?”

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “Like a leviathan in a fish-pond, eh?”

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.

madamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

middlenounUS /ˈmɪdəl/

an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

obeisancenounUS /oʊˈbeɪsəns/

bending the head or body or knee as a sign of reverence or submission or shame or greeting

From this reading Lord Gore made her a grand obeisance.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

pairsnounUS /perz/

plural of “pair” — a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading But you are too large, my lord; we should always be catching you.”

wilfullyadverbUS /ˈwɪlfəli/

in a willful manner

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “I will stand wilfully in the middle of the room, madam, and be caught.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Then you will have to give me three pairs of gloves.

Chapter 2 of Mad Barbara by Warwick Deeping holds 404 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Mad Barbara contain?

Chapter 2 holds 404 sentences of Mad Barbara, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Mad Barbara by Warwick Deeping exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 404 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Mad Barbara?

Work through the 81 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 81 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of Mad Barbara?

Yes. All 6545 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #50995 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #50995, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Mad Barbara take to read?

About 545 minutes of reading across 1309 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Mad Barbara

Words and structures a reader meets early in Mad Barbara, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Author
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mad Barbara; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bertrand
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Brittany
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mad Barbara; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Woman
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mad Barbara; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.