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Mad Shepherds, and Other Human Studies

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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"As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!
The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!
Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"
These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.
"That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."
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Mad Shepherds, and Other Human Studies

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Mad Shepherds, and Other Human Studies is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!
Line 2
The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!
Line 3
Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"
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These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.
/ðiːz læst wɜːrdz wɜːr ˈspoʊkən ɪn toʊnz ʌv ɡreɪt səˈlemnəti ənd rɪˈpiːtɪd ˈsevrəl taɪmz/
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"That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

advice noun US /ædˈvaɪs/

a proposal for an appropriate course of action

From this reading “"That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."”

ere conjunction US /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading “"As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!”

pipe noun US /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading “Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"”

quoted verb US /ˈkwoʊtɪd/

past form of “quote” — repeat a passage from

From this reading “"That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."”

smoke noun US /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading “Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"”

solemnity noun US /səˈlemnəti/

a trait of dignified seriousness

From this reading “These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.”

tones noun US /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading “These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.”

writer noun US /ˈraɪtər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “"That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

several times adjective + noun

In this reading “These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.”

great solemnity adjective + noun

In this reading “These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.”

good advice adjective + noun

In this reading “"That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."”

last words adjective + noun

In this reading “These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.”

little things adjective + noun

In this reading “The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

advicenounUS /ædˈvaɪs/

a proposal for an appropriate course of action

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"

argle-barglenoun

a verbal dispute; a wrangling argument

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

argle-bargling

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"

ereconjunctionUS /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

nowt

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

pipenounUS /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"

PutverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"

quotedverbUS /ˈkwoʊtɪd/

past form of “quote” — repeat a passage from

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

repeatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈpiːtɪd/

recurring again and again

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

severaladjectiveUS /ˈsevrəl/

(used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

sez

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"

smokenounUS /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"

smokin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

Snarley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

solemnitynounUS /səˈlemnəti/

a trait of dignified seriousness

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

spokenadjectiveUS /ˈspoʊkən/

uttered through the medium of speech or characterized by speech; sometimes used in combination

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

tonesnounUS /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

uns

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading The little things for argle-bargle, the big uns' for smokin', that's what _I_ sez!

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading These last words were spoken in tones of great solemnity and repeated several times.

writernounUS /ˈraɪtər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading "That's good advice, Snarley," I said; "but the writer you just quoted hadn't got a pipe to put 'em in."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "As for all this 'ere argle-bargling about them big things, _there's nowt in it_, you take my word for that!

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Put the big 'uns in your pipe, sir; put 'em in your pipe, and smoke 'em!"

Chapter 2 of Mad Shepherds, and Other Human Studies by L. P. (Lawrence Pearsall) Jacks holds 433 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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