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Make Mine Homogenized

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.
But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!
"Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.
"Scat.
You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.
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Make Mine Homogenized

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Make Mine Homogenized is here in full — 575 sentences across 115 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/115 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.
/ˈeniwʌn ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔːr ˌɡerənˈtiːd saʊnd ˈsaɪəns wɪl hæv tuː lʊk ˈelswer/
Line 2
But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!
Line 3
"Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.
Line 4
"Scat.
/skæt/
Line 5
You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.
/juː ˈsɒl.ə.mən ʃiː kɔːld aʊt dərˈektɪŋ hɜːr wɜːrdz æt ðə ˈbɑːbɪŋ koʊm ʌv ðə bɪɡ ˈruːstər ˈstrʌtɪŋ æt ðə edʒ ʌv ðə mɑːb/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

clucking noun US /ˈklʌkɪŋ/

the sound made by a hen (as in calling her chicks)

From this reading “"Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.”

eggnog noun US /ˈeɡnɔːɡ/

a punch made of sweetened milk or cream mixed with eggs and usually alcoholic liquor

From this reading “But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!”

guaranteed verb US /ˌɡerənˈtiːd/

past form of “guarantee” — give surety or assume responsibility

From this reading “Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.”

plowed adjective US /plaʊd/

(of farmland) broken and turned over with a plow

From this reading “"Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.”

rooster noun US /ˈruːstər/

adult male chicken

From this reading “You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.”

Scat noun US /skæt/

singing jazz; the singer substitutes nonsense syllables for the words of the song and tries to sound like a musical instrument

From this reading “"Scat.”

Shoo verb US /ʃuː/

drive away by crying “shoo!”

From this reading “"Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.”

strutting verb US /ˈstrʌtɪŋ/

inflected form of “strut” — to walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an attempt to impress others

From this reading “You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AnyonepronounUS /ˈeniwʌn/

any person at all

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

batteredadjectiveUS /ˈbætərd/

damaged by blows or hard usage

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

bobbingverbUS /ˈbɑːbɪŋ/

inflected form of “bob” — move up and down repeatedly

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

chickennounUS /ˈtʃɪkən/

the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

cluckingnounUS /ˈklʌkɪŋ/

the sound made by a hen (as in calling her chicks)

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

clusterverbUS /ˈklʌstər/

come together as in a cluster or flock

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

combverbUS /koʊm/

straighten with a comb

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

directingadjectiveUS /dərˈektɪŋ/

showing the way by conducting or leading; imposing direction on

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

eddying

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

edgenounUS /edʒ/

the boundary of a surface

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

eggnognounUS /ˈeɡnɔːɡ/

a punch made of sweetened milk or cream mixed with eggs and usually alcoholic liquor

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

elsewhereadverbUS /ˈelswer/

in or to another place

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

flocknounUS /flɑːk/

a church congregation guided by a pastor

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

guaranteedverbUS /ˌɡerənˈtiːd/

past form of “guarantee” — give surety or assume responsibility

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

hensnounUS /henz/

plural of “hen” — adult female chicken

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

Hetty

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

legsnounUS /leɡz/

staying power

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

mobnounUS /mɑːb/

a disorderly crowd of people

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

plowedadjectiveUS /plaʊd/

(of farmland) broken and turned over with a plow

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

potentadjectiveUS /ˈpoʊtənt/

having great influence

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

roosternounUS /ˈruːstər/

adult male chicken

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

ScatnounUS /skæt/

singing jazz; the singer substitutes nonsense syllables for the words of the song and tries to sound like a musical instrument

From this reading "Scat.

sciencenounUS /ˈsaɪəns/

a particular branch of scientific knowledge

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

ShooverbUS /ʃuː/

drive away by crying “shoo!”

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

Solomonproper nounUS /ˈsɒl.ə.mən/

A legendary king renowned for his wisdom and fabulous hidden mines.

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

struttingverbUS /ˈstrʌtɪŋ/

inflected form of “strut” — to walk with a lofty proud gait, often in an attempt to impress others

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

ThompsonnounUS /ˈtɑːmpsən/

United States classical archaeologist (born in Canada) noted for leading the excavation of the Athenian agora (1906-2000)

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

towardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

wavingnounUS /ˈweɪvɪŋ/

the act of signaling by a movement of the hand

From this reading "Shoo," Hetty Thompson cried, waving her battered old felt hat at the clucking cluster of hens eddying around her legs as she plowed through the flock towards the chicken house.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Anyone looking for guaranteed sound science will have to look elsewhere.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading You, Solomon," she called out, directing her words at the bobbing comb of the big rooster strutting at the edge of the mob.

world'snounUS /wɜːrldz/

possessive form of “world” — everything that exists anywhere

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But if it's fun you want ... try the world's most potent eggnog!

Chapter 1 of Make Mine Homogenized by Rick Raphael holds 575 sentences, grouped into 115 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 575 sentences of Make Mine Homogenized, unabridged, divided into 115 reading sections.

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Anyone
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Looking
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